The Healer


What? No, Fricking Fracking?

“Well, well…..Pocahontas and Colonel Sanders say…..”There AIN’T gonna be no Fricking Fracking happening on their watch!

I just love it…..I wonder if they can, once again, feel the 20 Pennsylvania electoral votes as they are “Slip, Sliding Away?

-Sheila Tolley-



Clint Eastwood on Trump



Check out the over-flow crowd at 10:47.

Biden read my Popcorn Theory article and got confused.


The Editor:  What is this about, LL ?

Confused Cat:  It is interesting things that I need to use or delete.  I decided to use them and have a free day to do catnip.

The Air Force is busy.

The Miami Heat is going to change their name to the Miami Hot Flesh and Black Satin, and get a new arena sponsor.

Place a 25 % returnable tax on all plastic bottle products.  If you return the bottle you would get a quarter for a dollar soft drink bottle.

Most of the Fortune 500 companies presidents are on the boards of other companies.  This is part of the problem, it is more incestuous than the European countries of a hundred years ago, where royalty married other countries royalty.  In a few generations they were more stupid than Democrat/Progressives.

This is a new New York Slime propaganda piece.

The corporations poison, cheat, kill, lie, and steal from us and our children.  Congress is their buddy.

Today’s Accidental Invention…Dynamite

Though the explosive substance nitroglycerin was invented by Ascanio Sobrero, it was Alfred Nobel who used it to make dynamites. While in Paris, Nobel began to experiment with nitroglycerin, and eventually he accidentally found a way to tame the substance by mixing it with kieselguhrthough in the process, many people lost their lives, including Nobel’s brother Emil.

Dynamite Trivial Pursuit Questions

Pay for Play…..

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he’d be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he’d been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which was worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for more than three decades she had ‘charged’ him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million.

Her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, ‘If I’d had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!’

That’s when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don’t know when to keep their mouths shut. Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.

But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!

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