Archive | September 29, 2019


“All these are good, but I have made my favorites quite obvious by enlarging them… I guess you could say in my case, Size Does Matter!


I added the last one from a previous post to this collection, although it does not fit the subject matter, because I cannot quit laughing at the added comment from a faithful reader of Tolley’s Topics. If you do not appreciate this humor, you are on the wrong site.”

-Sheila Tolley-



“Oh Lawdy, Pick a bale of cotton, Oh Lawdy, Pick a bale a day!”

-Faithful Reader, Tolley’s Topics-

“Save your pity for Moochelle until the Climate Change Rising Oceans cover that 15 million dollar Ocean Front Mansion that she and BHO just purchased.

Did you, as a Taxpayer, get your Thank You note from this Very Poor community organizer turned Very Rich ex-president? Me either!”

-Sheila Tolley-




The Editor:  Is the Golden State still turning to copper, LL ?

Si Senor Cat:  It might be turned into tin by now.  If disease doesn’t kill them all the giant rodents are undermining the dams and they will drown in flash floods.

Oh look, Trumps sanctions are working.

The state of Georgia, USA loses enough tax money in foreigners replacing citizens in tech jobs to pay for the entire Legislature’s prostitutes, drug, liquor, and hotel rooms for their  entire session,  It meets for only forty ( 40 ) days a year.  As mentioned previously the ladies of the night even fly in from Las Vegas.

Look who is back.

Here is a partial repeat.

Today’s Accidental Invention…The Ice Cream Cone

Today, ice cream fanatics have a choice between enjoying their treat in a cup or a cone, but that wasn’t always the case. According to the stories, it wasn’t until the 1904 St. Louis World’s Fair that someone came up with the idea to spin a wafer-like waffle into the shape of a cone, and this idea was birthed simply out of necessity. When an ice cream vendor at the fair ran out of dishes to serve his ice cream in, the vendor next to him—named Ernest A. Hamwi—came up with the idea to shape his waffles into cones as vessels for the frozen treat.

Its ok to indulge a bit if you want to lose weight