Archive | October 4, 2019

NEW TRUCK

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 I bought a new Truck. It’ll runs on hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.

Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn’t get the radio to work.

The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated.

‘Nelson’, the technician said to the radio.

The radio replied, ‘Ricky or Willie?’

‘Willie’ he continued, and ‘On The Road Again’ came from the speakers.

Then he said, ‘Ray Charles’, and in an instant ‘Georgia On My Mind’ replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away so happy, and for the next few days, every time I’d say, ‘Beethoven’, I’d get beautiful classical music, and if I said, ‘Beatles’, I’d get one of their awesome songs.

Well, yesterday, this woman ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her. I yelled at her, ‘You Crazy Bitch!’

The radio replied, ‘Hillary, Maxine, or Pelosi?’

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THE SPHINX—-A GOOD IDEA

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https://www.redstate.com/elizabeth-vaughn/2019/10/01/resume-inspector-general-behind-whistleblower-tells-us-need-know/

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/10/01/repetition-democrats-use-pelosi-approved-keywords-message-trump-impeachment/

This and the Zapruder film are shown to all new Congressional members.

https://hotair.com/archives/allahpundit/2019/10/01/yikes-now-deepfakes-getting-voices-right/

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The  Editor:  Where did you find a good idea, LL ?

California Dreaming Cat:  It was in the Sacramento Bee.  Some cities in Califorstupid have changed their emergency/rescue/police vehicles to the new electric models.  This is just what first responders need in the event of earthquakes,  tsunamis, tidal waves. tornadoes, hurricanes, terrorist attacks, wild fires,  civil unrest, or just everyday law enforcement.  We all know the electricity will stay on in these disasters.

https://www.sacbee.com/news/california/article235472972.html

Trump has another good idea.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trade-china-limits/trump-considers-delisting-chinese-firms-from-u-s-markets-sources-idUSKBN1WC1VP

Trump needs to watch the squirrels on the White House lawn.

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2019/09/what-does-the-squirrel-say-chirp-chirp/598990/

Sportsmanship is A# 1 in the NFL.

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2019/09/29/watch-ravens-marlon-humphrey-choke-slams-obj-during-scuffle/

UPS gets the first drone certification.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-ups-drones/big-drone-on-campus-ups-gets-u-s-government-okay-for-drone-airline-idUSKBN1WG475

The dems and press need to start burning some midnight oil.