Today’s Chuckle

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“My wife and I went into town to do a little shopping. When we came out, there was a cop writing a parking ticket. We went up to him, and I said, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’

“He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an ‘a–hole.’ He glared at me and started writing another ticket. My wife called him a ‘s–thead.’ He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.

“This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away.

“Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We always look for cars with a Bernie Sanders sticker. It’s so important at our age to have a little fun each day!”

 

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