Archive | October 17, 2019

Brains

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
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“I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news, he said as he surveyed the worried faces. The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It’s an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN.”
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The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, ‘How much will a brain cost?’
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The doctor quickly responded, “$5,000 for a Democrat’s brain; $200 for a Republican’s brain.”
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The moment turned awkward. Some of the Democrats actually had to ‘try’ to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the Republicans. A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, “Why is the Democrats brain so much more than a Republicans brain?”
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The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, “It’s just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the Republicans brains a lot lower because they’ve been used.”
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SEND THIS TO A SMART Republican WHO NEEDS A LAUGH, AND TO ANY Democrat WHOM YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
[won’t be many]

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 Conflicting Thoughts  

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(1) Isn’t it weird that in America our flag and our culture offend so many people, but our benefits don’t?

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(2) How can the federal government ask U.S. citizens to pay back student loans, when illegal aliens are receiving a free education?

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(3) Only in America are legal citizens labeled “racists” and “Nazis” but illegal aliens are called “Dreamers.”

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(4) Liberals say, “If confiscating all guns saves just one life, it’s worth it!” Well then, if deporting all illegals saves just one life, wouldn’t that be worth it?

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(5) I can’t quite figure out how you can proudly wave the flag of another country but consider it punishment to be sent back there.

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(6) The Constitution: It doesn’t need to be rewritten; it needs to be re-read.

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(7) William F. Buckley said: “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other points of view and are then shocked and offended when they discover there are other points of view.”

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(8)  ‘Need’ now means wanting someone else’s money. ‘Greed’ means wanting to keep your own. ‘Compassion’ is when a politician arranges the transfer.”

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(9) Florida has had 119 hurricanes since 1850, but some people still insist the last one was due to climate change.

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You can’t fix stupid…. I don’t care how much duct tape you use!

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THE SPHINX—–ASK THE CAT

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RIP Elijah Cummings

https://apnews.com/472ab99bda374c3ba906366d2f0a6d00

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https://www.projectveritas.com/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/timothymeads/2019/10/16/sure-looks-like-cnn-just-confirmed-project-veritass-whistleblower-is-telling-the-truth-n2554852

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2019/10/16/biden-debate-performance-n2554811

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/cortneyobrien/2019/10/16/trump-on-syria-n2554846

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The Editor:  Do you have anything interesting today, LL ?

Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Cat:  I sure do, this is this week’s Washington & Disney World’s scandal.  ABC which is a political arm of Disney and the Democratic Party tried to run a FAKE NEWS ARTICLE A FEW DAYS AGO.  REMEMBER, WHEN YOU THINK OF PUTRID NEWS THINK OF DISNEY.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/juliorosas/2019/10/14/abc-news-uses-2017-kentucky-gun-shoot-for-report-about-turkish-military-bombing-kurd-civilians-n2554680

TE:  What is going on in Syria, LL ?

Kurdish Cat:  The open borders crowd wants us to solve problems that we have no business being involved in.  Thank WAR CRIMINALS Bush 41, Bush 43, Obama and Hillgal for our troops being there.  Bring our troops home.  The open borders crowd has been trying to get Trump into another war since his election.  First they tried the gassing of civilians scheme–second with attacking,  torpedoing,  or pirating ships in the Middle East.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-14703995

TE:  Is there anyone that you look to for reasoned advice and moral thought, KC ?

Free Cat:  The NBA and LeBron James have gotten a lot of print lately.  They don’t call the NBA owners, owners anymore.  It reminds them of slavery, but support the slave masters in Communist China.  It depends on who has the MONEY.

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2019/10/14/lebron-caves-to-china-blasts-uneducated-rockets-gm-free-speech/

The Swamp People have had us in two ( 2 ) wars and mucho bueno conflicts since 2001.

This is for Nancy, Hillgal, Maxine, and the ” Queens ” on CNN and MSNBC.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2019/10/14/cnn-project-veritas-n2554662

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/king-tut/3505914

Inspirational Quote of the Day

 

Start where you are. Use what you have.  Do what you can. –Arthur Ashe

 When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life.  When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up.  I wrote down ‘happy’.  They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life. –John Lennon

 Fall seven times and stand up eight. –Japanese Proverb

 When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. –Helen Keller

 Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. –Confucius

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