A Simple Urine Test


A simple URINE TEST tells it all…a simplified urine test that may be relevant for all men.

Go outside and pee in the garden:

– If ants gather: _diabetes_

– If you pee on your feet: _prostate_

– If it smells like a barbecue: _cholesterol_

– If when you shake it, your wrist hurts: _osteoarthritis_

– If you return to your room with your penis outside your pants: _Alzheimer_




Happy Birthday to our IT Guy,  Robert W.





The Editor:  Is a ” menage a trois ”  French, LL ?


Truffle Cat:  It sure is, you could also call it a throuple, thruple, triad, three way, or other names,  but we are a family cat news pixel place.



Our political quote for today is concerning offshore oil drilling and The Lion of the Senate Ted Kennedy’s opposition, back in the olden days.


The Republicans storm the DemocRATS lynching.


Another word is offensive.  The Sphinx uses bwitch.


This is for a loyal pubic servant Katie Hill, as they say in Cajun Country—–laissez les bon temps rouler” (pronounced “Lay-say le bon tom roo-lay”) just means “let the good times roll.”   At least you can get an audience with Katie, unlike the impeachment hearing.

Inspirational Quotes of the Day

 I have learned over the years that when one’s mind is made up, this diminishes fear. –Rosa Parks

 It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. –Confucius

 If you look at what you have in life, you’ll always have more. If you look at what you don’t have in life, you’ll never have enough. –Oprah Winfrey

 Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. –Dalai Lama

 You can’t use up creativity.  The more you use, the more you have. –Maya Angelou