Archive | October 26, 2019

Great Democrat Orators – FABULOUS!


Orators of the Democrat Party –from the distant past:

“One man with courage makes a majority.” ~AndrewJackson

” The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

” The buck stops here.” ~Harry S. Truman

“Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for
your country” ~John F. Kennedy


But wait ….There are more Great Orators of the Democrat Party –



“It depends what your definition of ‘is’ is?”

~ William Jefferson Clinton


” Those rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage”

~John Edwards


“What difference does it make?” (re: Benghazi )

~Hillary Clinton


“Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful,

true, and honest than he is.”

~Hillary Rodham-Clinton (Quoted in 1998)



“I invented the Internet.”

~ Al Gore


” America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was,

uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don’t want that future, uh, for my children”

~Barack Obama


“I have campaigned in all 57 states.”

~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2008)


“You have a business, you didn’t build that. Someone else did!”

~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2012)


“You don’t need God anymore; you have us Democrats.”

~ Nancy Pelosi (Quoted in 2006)


And the most ridiculous gem of wisdom, from the”Mother Superior of
STUPID “: “We just have to pass Obama’s Healthcare Bill to see what’s
in it.”

~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March in 2010)

(As one Doctor said: “That is also the perfect definition of a
stool sample.”)


“Paying taxes is voluntary”

~Sen. Harry Reid


Beyond a doubt, the greatest statement of all was made by Democrat
House Speaker Sam Rayburn at the first Congressional session after
Ted Kennedy was caught, on camera, having sex with one of his aides
on the deck of his yacht ….

“Ah see that the good Senatuh from the great state of Massutwoshits
has changed his position on off-shore drillin’.”



“My fear is if North Korea nukes us, Trump is gonna get us into a war.”

Maxine Waters……2017


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“We are all born ignorant, but one must work very hard to remain STUPID!”

~Benjamin Franklin~ (1706-1790)


I am adding Nancy Pelosi’s most recent quote: “ You need to vote for
the Democrats otherwise the illegal aliens will lose their rights”!


Things we learn from old age

There is no senior discount for reading this!!!

Lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that, at my age,
I don’t really give a rat’s ass anymore.

If walking is good for your health, the mailman would be immortal.

A whale swims all day, only eats fish, and drinks water, but is still fat.

A rabbit runs, and hops, and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise
doesn’t run, and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years. And they tell us to exercise? I don’t think so.


Now that I’m older, here’s what I’ve discovered:

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.

Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.

Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.

If all is not lost, then where the heck is it?

It was a whole lot easier to get older, than it was to get wiser.

Some days, you’re the top dog, some days you’re the hydrant.

I wish the buck really did stop here; I sure could use a few of them.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

It is hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.

The world only beats a path to your door when you’re in the bathroom.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he’d have put them on my knees.

When I’m finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess.

It is not hard to meet expenses . . . They’re everywhere.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth..

These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter, I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I’m “hereafter”.

Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.

It is a lot better to be seen than viewed.

Have I sent this message to you before…or did I get it from you?


Always let the blonde go last…..

Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, “I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.”

They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, “I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.”

They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, “Well, I’m from Georgia Tech, Atlanta and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I’ll tell you right now, you ain’t gonna electrocute nobody if you don’t plug this thing in!”




Tulsi would make a good cabinet member, if she endorsed The Wall.


The Editor:  What’s going on with invisibility, LL ?

Can You See Me Now Cat:  Invisibility may be here, ( almost )  It’s like flying cars.  They have been around the corner for sixty ( 60 ) years.  I’ll believe it when I don’t see it.

The Atlanta Falcons have disappeared.  They have a record like the Democrats in the House of Representatives.  The new stadium is almost empty.

Boeing is disappearing.  The officers should be tried for over three-hundred ( 300 ) deaths.

Electricity is disappearing in The Golden Democrat Paradise.

Remember, electricity is more dangerous than a Democrat Congressperson.

Inspirational Quotes of the Day

 You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don’t try. –Beverly Sills

 Remember no one can make you feel inferior without your consent. –Eleanor Roosevelt

 Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be. –Grandma Moses

 The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. –Ayn Rand

 When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. –Henry Ford