A married couple are driving down the interstate doing 55mph .
The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband looks over at her and says, ”Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce.” The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60mph. He then says, “I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend.”
Again, the wife stays quiet and just speeds up as her anger increases. ”I want the house” he says. Again the wife speeds up ,and is now doing 70mph. ”I want the kids too,” he says. The wife just keeps driving faster and faster- now she’s up to 90mph.“
The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling as he asks, ”Is there anything you want ?” “No, I’ve got everything I need,” says the wife. “Whats that?” he asks.
The wife replies, just before they hit the wall at 90mph,
”IV’E GOT THE AIRBAG!”