A woman is in bed with her lover one night when her husband comes home expectantly from his night shift. The lover panics and is looking for somewhere to hide:
The woman tell her lover to stand quietly in the corner of the bedroom and not move. She then covers him with baby oil and then talcum powder.
The husband enters the bedroom, gets undressed and as he is walking over to get into bed he notices the lover standing in the corner.
“What the hell is this?” He asks his wife.
“That is a statue that I bought today at the markets. The Smiths down the street have one just like it and I liked it so much I thought I would get one for our bedroom too.”
The husband decides he is hungry and goes down to the kitchen to make himself a sandwich.
After a while he comes back to the bedroom with a sandwich and a cup of coffee. He walks up to the lover standing in the corner and offers him the cup of coffee, saying….
“I was up at the Smiths the other night and they didn’t even offer me a glass of water!”