Archive | December 4, 2019

FYI….

Studies have demonstrated that rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology.

Medical Term

Redneck Definition

Artery

The study of paintings

Bacteria

Back door to cafeteria

Barium

What doctors do when patients die

Benign

What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section

A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan

Searching for Kitty

Cauterize

Made eye contact with her

Colic

A sheep dog

Coma

A punctuation mark

Dilate

To live long

Enema

Not a friend

Fester

Quicker than someone else

Fibula

A small lie

Impotent

Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain

Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff

A Doctor’s cane

Morbid

A higher offer

Nitrates

Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days

Node

I knew it

Outpatient

A person who has fainted

Pelvis

Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative

A letter carrier

Recovery Room

Place to do upholstery

Rectum

Nearly killed him

Secretion

Hiding something

Seizure

Roman Emperor

Tablet

A small table

Terminal Illness

Getting sick at the airport

Tumor

One plus one more

Urine

Opposite of you’re out

 

THE SPHINX—BE ALERT, DANGER

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https://www.breitbart.com/2020-election/2019/12/01/rob-smith-trumps-34-black-voters-approval-shows-2020-momentum/

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/12/02/fitton-fbi-uncovers-even-more-clinton-emails/

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/12/02/report-ag-barr-disagrees-with-ig-report-on-whether-trump-surveillance-justified/

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Editor:  Are the Ruskies and Chicoms coming, LL ?

Better Safe Than Sorry Cat:  They are, but economically.  Our loyal readers should remember that if you have it someone wants it.  These tips might help save your Merry Christmas.

https://www.oann.com/consumer-alert-tips-to-avoid-scams-targeting-holiday-shoppers/

https://literock969.com/safety-tips-to-prevent-package-thefts-in-south-jersey-this-christmas/

https://www.ajc.com/news/crime–law/armed-robbers-hold-amazon-drivers-steal-packages-cops-say/IIBhfMGAFkQCEbcyZYlRzL/#

We need to save our 5G technology from foreign ownership.  What a novel idea.

https://townhall.com/columnists/johnnykampis/2019/11/28/fcc-plan-to-auction-cband-for-5g-has-broad-support-n2557193

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-huawei-tech-usa-treasury-exclusive/exclusive-white-house-considered-kicking-huawei-out-of-u-s-banking-system-sources-idUSKBN1Y717U

Vote for this guy.

https://www.scmp.com/news/world/united-states-canada/article/3039684/donald-trump-brags-about-his-gorgeous-chest-rally

No open borders with him.

That Horrible M Word……..

Have you ever wondered why it is OK to make jokes about:

Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?

Well, it’s time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list.

So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list …

You may be a Muslim if:

You grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally
object to the use of liquor.

You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket
launcher, but can’t afford shoes.

You have more wives than teeth..

You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean.

You think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide.

You can’t think of anyone who you haven’t declared jihad against.

You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs.

You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

You find this offensive.

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Freedom Is not Free!

INCOMING GUNFIRE ALWAYS HAS THE RIGHT-OF-WAY!

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Astronomy Picture of the Day

Electric Night
Image Credit & Copyright: Ivan Pedretti

Explanation: It may appear, at first, like the Galaxy is producing the lightning, but really it’s the Earth. The featured nighttime landscape was taken from a southern tip of the Italian Island of Sardinia in early June. The foreground rocks and shrubs are near the famous Capo Spartivento Lighthouse, and the camera is pointed south toward Algeria in Africa. In the distance, across the Mediterranean Sea, a thunderstorm is threatening, with several electric lightning strokes caught together during this 25-second wide-angle exposure. Much farther in the distance, strewn about the sky, are hundreds of stars in the neighborhood of our Sun in the Milky Way Galaxy. Furthest away, and slanting down from the upper left, are billions of stars that together compose the central band of our Milky Way.

Tomorrow’s picture: open space