Archive | December 4, 2019

FYI….

Studies have demonstrated that rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology.

Medical Term

Redneck Definition

Artery

The study of paintings

Bacteria

Back door to cafeteria

Barium

What doctors do when patients die

Benign

What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section

A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan

Searching for Kitty

Cauterize

Made eye contact with her

Colic

A sheep dog

Coma

A punctuation mark

Dilate

To live long

Enema

Not a friend

Fester

Quicker than someone else

Fibula

A small lie

Impotent

Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain

Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff

A Doctor’s cane

Morbid

A higher offer

Nitrates

Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days

Node

I knew it

Outpatient

A person who has fainted

Pelvis

Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative

A letter carrier

Recovery Room

Place to do upholstery

Rectum

Nearly killed him

Secretion

Hiding something

Seizure

Roman Emperor

Tablet

A small table

Terminal Illness

Getting sick at the airport

Tumor

One plus one more

Urine

Opposite of you’re out

 

THE SPHINX—BE ALERT, DANGER

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https://www.breitbart.com/2020-election/2019/12/01/rob-smith-trumps-34-black-voters-approval-shows-2020-momentum/

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/12/02/fitton-fbi-uncovers-even-more-clinton-emails/

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/12/02/report-ag-barr-disagrees-with-ig-report-on-whether-trump-surveillance-justified/

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Editor:  Are the Ruskies and Chicoms coming, LL ?

Better Safe Than Sorry Cat:  They are, but economically.  Our loyal readers should remember that if you have it someone wants it.  These tips might help save your Merry Christmas.

https://www.oann.com/consumer-alert-tips-to-avoid-scams-targeting-holiday-shoppers/

https://literock969.com/safety-tips-to-prevent-package-thefts-in-south-jersey-this-christmas/

https://www.ajc.com/news/crime–law/armed-robbers-hold-amazon-drivers-steal-packages-cops-say/IIBhfMGAFkQCEbcyZYlRzL/#

We need to save our 5G technology from foreign ownership.  What a novel idea.

https://townhall.com/columnists/johnnykampis/2019/11/28/fcc-plan-to-auction-cband-for-5g-has-broad-support-n2557193

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-huawei-tech-usa-treasury-exclusive/exclusive-white-house-considered-kicking-huawei-out-of-u-s-banking-system-sources-idUSKBN1Y717U

Vote for this guy.

https://www.scmp.com/news/world/united-states-canada/article/3039684/donald-trump-brags-about-his-gorgeous-chest-rally

No open borders with him.