Archive | December 4, 2019

FYI….

Studies have demonstrated that rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology.

Medical Term	Redneck Definition
Artery	The study of paintings
Bacteria	Back door to cafeteria
Barium	What doctors do when patients die
Benign	What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section	A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan	Searching for Kitty
Cauterize	Made eye contact with her
Colic	A sheep dog
Coma	A punctuation mark
Dilate	To live long
Enema	Not a friend
Fester	Quicker than someone else
Fibula	A small lie
Impotent	Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain	Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff	A Doctor’s cane
Morbid	A higher offer
Nitrates	Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days
Node	I knew it
Outpatient	A person who has fainted
Pelvis	Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative	A letter carrier
Recovery Room	Place to do upholstery
Rectum	Nearly killed him
Secretion	Hiding something
Seizure	Roman Emperor
Tablet	A small table
Terminal Illness	Getting sick at the airport
Tumor	One plus one more
Urine	Opposite of you’re out

THE SPHINX—BE ALERT, DANGER

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https://www.breitbart.com/2020-election/2019/12/01/rob-smith-trumps-34-black-voters-approval-shows-2020-momentum/

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/12/02/fitton-fbi-uncovers-even-more-clinton-emails/

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/12/02/report-ag-barr-disagrees-with-ig-report-on-whether-trump-surveillance-justified/

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Editor: Are the Ruskies and Chicoms coming, LL ?

Better Safe Than Sorry Cat: They are, but economically. Our loyal readers should remember that if you have it someone wants it. These tips might help save your Merry Christmas.

https://www.oann.com/consumer-alert-tips-to-avoid-scams-targeting-holiday-shoppers/

https://literock969.com/safety-tips-to-prevent-package-thefts-in-south-jersey-this-christmas/

https://www.ajc.com/news/crime–law/armed-robbers-hold-amazon-drivers-steal-packages-cops-say/IIBhfMGAFkQCEbcyZYlRzL/#

We need to save our 5G technology from foreign ownership. What a novel idea.

https://townhall.com/columnists/johnnykampis/2019/11/28/fcc-plan-to-auction-cband-for-5g-has-broad-support-n2557193

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-huawei-tech-usa-treasury-exclusive/exclusive-white-house-considered-kicking-huawei-out-of-u-s-banking-system-sources-idUSKBN1Y717U

Vote for this guy.

https://www.scmp.com/news/world/united-states-canada/article/3039684/donald-trump-brags-about-his-gorgeous-chest-rally

No open borders with him.

A stray kitten wandered onto the Tolley acre one evening. Because of her calico colors, I named her Patches. As she grew into a big cat, it was obvious that she was no regular feline. She took over my office, changed her name to Lois Lion and began taking as much space as she liked on my website. It wasn't long before Patches had an audience of her own. Today she has the biggest office at Tolley's Topics, Inc., her own assistant, named Amigo, her own editor and her very own article called THE SPHINX. The many emails that I receive in reference to Lois Lion are quick to point out that they love her because, "she makes complicated issues simple, she has a wonderful sense of humor, she adds links with pictures and explanations (which are mostly funny) and most of all she ends each post with a song. The people in cyberland seem to think she is THE CATS MEOW and quite PURRfect. Meanwhile, I am just the Change The Litter Lady............ Bye, Now. Sheila Tolley

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