WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY
You have heard about Alcoholics Anonymous (AA), right? A person joins AA, stands up to introduce herself, then the audience of previously confessed consumers of alcohol, return the greeting. The first meeting would go like this:
Me: Hello, my name is Sheila and I am an alcoholic.
Audience: Hello Sheila.
At this point, I am no longer alone. I have stood up and confessed to a group of people who I have never met in my life that I cannot handle my alcohol. My family may have asked me to join AA. A judge can make AA attendance mandatory. Many judges probably need to be in AA themselves but no fellow judge has ever demanded that they join.
I do not belong to AA, but I really am a member of a very special club. You cannot join this special club just because you desire to be a member. No amount of money will buy your way into my club. Unlike AA, a judge cannot demand that you join my club. The judge himself cannot join unless he already qualified many years ago. In fact, if you are not already a member of my club, you can never become a member. The enlistment time has passed. There will be no future openings for membership. If a member of my club dies, there will still be no replacement member invited to join.
My club is known as The Baby Boomers. It is a Spin-Off, or sequel so to speak, of The Greatest Generation. To join The Baby Boomers, one had to be born between 1944 and 1964. No exceptions.
We are an elite group. The previous POTUS accused us of clinging to our “Guns and Religion.” That is the only correct statement I ever remember him making, but at least he got that one right. Members of my club think people should work for a living. They also believe there are only two kinds of Americans. Those who were born here and those who passed the test.
I cannot speak for every Baby Boomer, but as for myself, Global Warming is nowhere on my long list of concerns. In fact, as I say my prayers at night, I often thank my Jesus for Global Warming. During The Ice Age, The Laurentide Ice Sheet that covered North America was two miles thick.
In that environment, it would just be way too much trouble to plant my potatoes.
By the way, if given the choice between being a Drunk or an Alcoholic, I would have to choose being a Drunk because I am too busy to attend all those meetings.
I got taters to plant.
Will the Virginia Governor be in ” Black Face ” ?
The Editor: Why do people cheat, LL ?
Honest Cat: They have few morals. They break rules or values to benefit themselves, usually through lying or deceit. They want an edge.
TE: Can you give our loyal readers an example, HC ?
I sure can, here is an example from one of Elizabeth Warren’s ancestors trying to get an edge.
Here are a bunch of millionaires fired for cheating. Everyone but Trump was involved.
Here is a professional golfer trying for an edge, improving the lie on a ball.
This is another millionaire trying for an edge, a corked baseball bat.
The ” Golden Age ” of sports has passed. The ” Golden Age ” of the Democrats cheating and lying in Congress is here.
Explanation: This composited series of images follows the Moon on January 10, the first Full Moon of 2020, in Hungarian skies. The lunar disk is in mid-eclipse at the center of the sequence though. It looks only slightly darker there as it passes through the light outer shadow or penumbra of planet Earth. In fact during this penumbral lunar eclipse the Moon almost crossed into the northern edge of Earth’s dark central shadow or umbra. Subtle and hard to see, this penumbral lunar eclipse was the first of four lunar eclipses in 2020, all of which will be penumbral lunar eclipses.
Tomorrow’s picture: cosmic crustacean
WGN 48-32-01 – Monroe CB – West Virginia – built in 1911 by Lewis Miller (abutments), Robert Arnott (bridge) in Monroe Co spanning Laurel Creek off Laural Ck. Rd., 1 span, 25 ft. long, very unusual queenpost trusses
Laurel Creek is the shortest authentic covered bridge in West Virginia. It was built of oak for $365 and completed in August 1911. A steel deck was added in 1976, but removed during renovations in 2000 by Hoke Brothers of Union, WV. The 2000 renovation cost $248,692.