Archive | January 31, 2020

FOOD FOR THOUGHT—JOE BIDEN: VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE I MIGHT DIE IN OFFICE


From: Hank Ashmore
The Deplorable Infidel

 

 

JOE BIDEN: VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE I MIGHT DIE IN OFFICE

Joe Biden says he needs a strong vice president because he’s old and might die in office. To sane people, that sounds like an excellent reason not to pick Biden to lead a ticket. Had Trump said it, the media would shout that he had threatened Biden and would insist that it be added to the list of non-reasons to impeach Trump. Perhaps that would be preferable to the impeachment noise. The whole idea of a vice president is in case the president dies in office or gets incapacitated or impeached. A veep is “strong” in office only if the prez allows it; if Biden means strong in the physical sense, then he’d better pick some hulking man and not a women. Not even nutball feminists claim that women are as physically strong as men.

Adding to the hilarity is that Biden has mooted Michele Obama as a running mate. Now, Michelle’s strength is a matter of public record – she could do more pushups than Barack, probably more chin-ups, and nobody ever doubted that she could beat him up. Biden, too. She’s got the “strong” part down. But you gotta admit, this is a novel way to ask for votes. Vote for me because I might croak in office. If anybody but Joe Biden said it, we’d all smirk and forget. But Joe doubles down before anybody even has a chance to furrow a brow. “No, I’m serious,” says he.

We know you’re serious, Joe. That’s the worrisome part.

Richard Jack Rail

 

WAKE UP AMERICA BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

“If our country is to survive and prosper, we must summon the courage to condemn and reject the liberal agenda, and we had better do it soon.”
-Walter Williams-

 

“YOU JUST CAN’T MAKE THIS S**T UP” CATEGORY

Lieawatha Warren said that when she is elected president she will have a nine year old transgender child select her Secretary of Education.

 

AN OPINION FROM THE DEPLORABLE INFIDEL

I do not believe the Russian people hated Adolf Hitler as much as the moron American hating Democrats hate President Trump.

 

A SIMPLE TRUTH FOR TODAY

“Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.”

Winston Churchill
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S.O.S

 

A Boeing 777 wide-body jetliner was lumbering along @ 800km/hr. @ 33,000 ft. when a cocky F-16 fighter jet flashed by at Mach 2.

The F-16 pilot decided to show off. On his state-of-the-art radio that is part of
his state-of-the-art 3D & million-dollar headset, the F-16 youngster told the
777 pilot, “Hey Captain, watch this!”

He promptly went into a barrel roll, followed by a steep, unimaginable, vertical
climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier, as
the F-16 screamed down at impossible G’s before leveling at almost sea level.

The F-16 pilot asked the 777 pilot what he thought of that?

The 777 pilot said, “That was truly impressive, but watch this!”

The 777 chugged along for about 5 minutes at the steady 800km/hour, and
then the 777 pilot came back on and said, “What did you think of that?”

Puzzled, the cocky F-16 pilot asked, “What the heck did you do?”

The 777 pilot chuckled and said, “I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to
the back, used the toilet, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll, and
secured a date for the next 3 nights in a five-star hotel paid for by the company.”

LESSON OF LIFE:
When you are young and foolish, speed and flash may seem like a good thing!
When you get older and smarter, comfort and dullness is not such a bad thing!

It’s called S.O.S.

Slower, Older, and Smarter!

Dedicated to all my friends approaching or enjoying S.O.S.

…”Don’t take life too seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.”…

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THE SPHINX—–SUPER BOWL NONSENSE

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https://www.foxnews.com/politics/justice-roberts-blocks-sen-paul-from-naming-whistleblower-source-says-and-paul-may-force-the-issue

Watch Jay Sekulow Box In Adam Schiff and Just Level Him With the Mic Drop of All Time

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/white-house-told-bolton-to-remove-classified-material-from-manuscript-before-publication

How Dare CNN Lecture Us ‘Rubes’ About Geography!

https://www.foxnews.com/

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The Editor: Are you ready for the Super Bowl, LL ?

Impatient Cat: I can’t wait. I hope they can find Miami. Here are some interesting items. I hope fans don’t infect customers at the Super Bowl with Coronavirus.

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/super-bowl-2020-what-you-need-to-know

If Planters wanted to retire Mr. Peanut a Tesla car or Boeing 737 Max would have been a better ending for the old guy.

The day the peanut died

https://nypost.com/2020/01/22/planters-announces-mr-peanut-dead-at-104-after-heroic-act/

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/01/17/nhtsa-evaluating-tesla-driver-complaints-of-unintended-acceleration.html

https://www.theverge.com/2020/1/21/21075778/boeing-737-max-aircraft-ungrounded-2020-deadline-schedule-fly-again

These are their uniforms.

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/super-bowl-liv-chiefs-49ers-jerseys

Thank your open borders people for Sex Slaves.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/feds-miami-super-bowl-human-trafficking

Here are some old Super Bowl ads.

https://athlonsports.com/overtime/20-best-super-bowl-commercials-all-time

These are for 2020.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/2020-super-bowl-watch-the-leaked-tv-commercials-that-will-air-during-super-bowl-liv/

The rich, guess what, get richer.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/sports/super-bowl-miami-dolphins-owner-stephen-ross

Here are two ( 2 ) supers.