My husband was at a bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so he approached and asked, “Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?”
One of them angrily screeched, “It’s Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!”
So he apologized and replied, “I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?”
He gets out of the hospital tomorrow.