Archive | February 21, 2020

A Whale Tale

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My husband  was at a bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so he approached and asked, “Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?”

One of them angrily screeched, “It’s Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!”

So he apologized and replied, “I am so sorry.  Are you three whales from Scotland?”

He gets out of the hospital tomorrow.

I Had It All !

Homeless

I talked to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.  

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He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage.”

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I felt sorry for him, so I asked, “What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?”

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“Oh no, nothing like that,” he said. “No, no…. I was paroled.

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THE SPHINX—-NEW YORK, NEW YORK

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Group Behind That Letter Demanding Bill Barr’s Resignation Is Revealed, Ted Cruz Responds Perfectly

https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/tom-del-beccaro-obama-never-understood-the-magic-wand-let-alone-economics-and-neither-does-sanders-or-bloomberg

This is for New Hampshire, but it doesn’t make any difference.

The New Hampshire 2020 Democrat Debate: Tooned & Summarized

Wanna be like Mike !

https://www.breitbart.com/2020-election/2020/02/19/nolte-fascist-history-tiny-tyrant-mike-bloomberg/

https://www.redstate.com/

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The Editor: Are you giving Californication a break, LL ?

Start Spreading The News Cat: Yep, I have neglected the Big Apple too long.

Rumor has it that Stacy is going to retire as the Governor of Georgia and be someone’s Vice President. Here is more breaking news. The spider looks just like Whoopie’s hair.

https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2020/02/17/stacey-abrams-open-to-vp-slot-now-absolutely-running-for-president-one-day/

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/02/18/stacey-abrams-defends-michael-bloomberg-after-she-receives-5-million-for-pac-in-december/

TE: That was scary. I don’t know which video scared me the most. What else is going on SSTNC ?

These are some interesting happenings in New York, New York.

https://nypost.com/2020/02/18/return-of-squeegee-men-a-sign-of-the-decline-of-de-blasios-new-york/

https://nypost.com/cover/covers-for-monday-february-17-2020/

The plague of “squeegee kids” is spreading

https://nypost.com/2020/02/17/nypd-investigating-after-video-surfaces-showing-motorized-bikes-on-crowded-subway-train/

NYC Subway Criminal Thanks Dems After His 139th Arrest, ‘Bail Reform, It’s Lit!’

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/02/19/convict-who-thanked-new-york-democrats-for-abolishing-bail-arrested-for-140th-time/

I guess people get use to anything. I like this one, will the owners have to tear down over twenty ( 20 ) stories of a new building ? It won’t happen.

https://nypost.com/2020/02/16/judge-orders-a-little-off-the-top-of-uws-condo-tower-200-amsterdam-ave/

https://nypost.com/2020/02/16/almost-half-of-uws-tower-would-have-to-be-removed-under-new-court-ruling/