Readers on the Outer Banks should check their local forecast.
The Editor: Have you located Joe Biden, LL ?
Franken Cat: Our reporter-cat in Switzerland located Joe. He disappeared to the same laboratory that Pigleosi goes to get her Botox shots. Here is a secret video of his rebirth.
TE: Were the doctors able to restore his human traits, FC ?
Virtual Cat: They were able to make him appear virtually a human Democrat. They couldn’t instill any sense of spirituality, morals, compassion, humility, and a bunch of other traits that would make him different from other Democrat Creatures. He can function in social settings but has no Soul.
TE: Does Joe or these other creatures have any virtues, VC ?
Sad Cat: No, the whole group has no spark of anything other than self-preservation and other self-centered goals. They are like sewer rats in a dumpster or swamp sows in a hog wallow.
TE: Did your reporter need a ” SWAT ” team to get the information, like the Mueller/FBI needed to arrest Roger Stone ?
SC: No, they just knocked on the dungeon door.