The IRS Audit……….


If you’ve ever owned your own business, been an entrepreneur, or wondered what it’s like doing so, this is as close to reality as it gets. 

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 The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his Deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.
 
IRS  AUDITOR: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”.
 
Boat  Owner: “Well, there’s Clarence, my deckhand, he’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board.  Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally”.
 
IRS AUDITOR:   “That’s the guy I want to talk to – the mentally challenged one”.
   
Boat Owner:   “That would be me. What would you like to know?”


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