Archive | November 30, 2020

Rapid Train Service

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A passenger train is creeping along, painfully slow. Finally, it creaks to a complete halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.

“What’s going on?” she yells out the window.

“Cow on the track!” replies the conductor.

Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace. Within five minutes, however, it stops again. The woman sees the same conductor walking by again. She leans out the window and yells, “What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?”

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Talkative Tourist

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A Texan was taking a taxi tour of London and was in a hurry. As they went by the Tower of London the cab driver explained what it was and that construction of it started in 1346 and was completed in 1412.

The Texan replied, “Shoot, a little ol’ tower like that? In Houston we’d have that thing up in two weeks!”

Next they passed the House of Parliament – started in 1544 and completed in 1618.

“Well boy, we put up a bigger one than that in Dallas and it only took a year!”

As they passed Westminster Abbey the cab driver was silent.

“Whoah! What’s that over there?” asked the Texan.

The driver replied, “I don’t know, it wasn’t there yesterday.”

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THE SPHINX—A SAD STORY

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The Times have hated America for years.  They love terrorists. Oh, the owners family were slave owners.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2020/11/28/nyt-tweet-on-iranian-n2580761

https://nypost.com/2020/07/18/the-family-that-owns-the-new-york-times-were-slaveholders-goodwin/

Here is an Adam skank Schiff Cat.

https://nypost.com/video/staring-contest-wonderstruck-cat-doesnt-even-blink-while-watching-documentary/

https://www.breitbart.com/

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Trump is still working.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/reaganmccarthy/2020/11/27/potus-to-stump-for-perdue-loeffler-n2580738

Here is another winner.

https://nypost.com/2020/11/26/national-dog-show-2020-scottish-deerhound-wins-best-in-show/

https://www.newsmax.com/

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The Somber Editor:  Do you know of sad stories, LL ?

Wistful Cat:  I sure do.  These guys were raised by wolves.  It sounds like DC.

https://www.ancient.eu/Romulus_and_Remus/

This is a sad story for the Iranian terrorist, and New York Times.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/cortneyobrien/2020/11/27/leader-of-irans-nuclear-program-assassinated-n2580736

TSE:  That is sad, WC.  What are the politicians here trying to do ?

They are trying to turn the kids into, gangsters, crooks, thieves, even snitches.

https://redstate.com/streiff/2020/11/25/new-hampshire-governor-urges-kids-to-narc-on-families-about-thanksgiving-activities-n285296

The riot governor of Oregon wants neighbors to snitch on each other.  They voted for Biden and more riots.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2020/11/23/oregon-governor-wants-neighbors-to-report-those-who-violate-shutdown-orders-n2580506

The interim Jeopardy host is in jeopardy.

https://pagesix.com/2020/11/25/jeopardy-star-ken-jennings-under-fire-for-resurfaced-tweet/?_ga=2.159791165.1678079493.1605772234-951879754.1604898772