Words with two meanings….

 

1.    THINGY (thing-ee) n 
       Female.. Any part under a car’s hood. 
       Male…….The fastener on a woman’s bra. 
 
2.    VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. 
       Female…Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another. 
       Male…….Playing football without a protective cup. 
 
3.    COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni- kay-shon) n. 
       Female…The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.    
       Male……Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.    
 
4.    COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n. 
       Female… A desire to get married and raise a family. 
       Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.    
 
5.    ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter- tayn-ment) n. 
       Female…A good movie, concert, play or book. 
       Male……Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 
 
6.    FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. 
       Female…An embarrassing by-product of indigestion. 
       Male…..A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.    
 
7.    MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. 
      Female…The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.    
      Male……Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.    
 
8.    REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. 
       Female…A device for changing from one TV channel to another.    
       Male……A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. 

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