The moral of the story….

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

—The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.

There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, that only Janie was left.

“Janie, do you have a story to share?”

“Yes ma’am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break, and then she parachuted right into the middle of 20 Iraqi troops……..

She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.”

”Good Heavens, ‘said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story’?”

….”Don’t Screw with Mommy when she’s been drinking.”




More on this article later.


Roll Tide.


Conservatives need to use the same tactics as the dems.

This might be an entertaining book.  Remember the Sphinx’s Motto–Everything is entertainment until verification.  This guy sounds a little bitter.

Here are more books, the ones about freedom were banned in the Sanctuary States in America.


The Package Editor:  What are you wrapping up. LL ?

Tài zāogāole      

That’s Chinese For ( Too Bad ) Cat:  This pretty much wraps up my reporting on the Wuhan Flu.  I don’t think it was an accident.  The MSM made it a national-world tragedy.  A corrupt press and government will never reveal the truth.  Your children can learn Spanish and/or Chinese.

We have covered this before.  Every announcer or host of any kind knows more than a person making 10 million dollars to run something.  Opinions are on the editorial page.  These creeps, their worthless opinions, and BLM comments have ruined sports.

One more Chinese item, they are making mutant killers.

Here is a Communist that escaped Trump’s attempted confinement, her gag is still on.  The commies were all dressed up with no place to go.