IT SNOWED LAST NIGHT……

8:00 am – I made a snowman.

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8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.

8:15 –  So, I made a snow woman. 

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8:17 –  My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 –  The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

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8:22 –  The transgender man..women…person asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 –  The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot  nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 –  I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:29 –  So I made a black couple.

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8:31 –  The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a  burqa.

8:40 – The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 – The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 – The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 – TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied “Snowballs” and am now called a sexist.

9:00 – I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 – I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 – Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.

 Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become.

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2 thoughts on “IT SNOWED LAST NIGHT……

  1. The people of this country have been brainwashed and it continues to get worse. Between the far left media and the democrats we do not stand a chance. As this not so funny cartoon shows. It would be funny if it were not the truth.
    I do not worry about what would hurt the feelings of those who try to make everyone do what they want done and not what is right to be done. So if I hurt someones poor feelings by what I say or write or do then just get over it. You are no better than anyone else.

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