The new “Will Rogers”

John Kennedy (Louisiana politician) - Wikipedia

Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy graduated Magna cum Laude from Vanderbilt, has a Law degree from University of Virginia and a degree from Oxford in England. He is no country bumpkin; he is very insightful and has a unique sense of humor.

 

 Comment about Cuomo lecturing us. “It is like a frog calling you ugly.”

 
“This election in GA will be the most important in history, you have nothing to worry about unless you are a taxpayer, parent, gun owner, cop, person of faith, or an unborn baby!”

 
Senator John Kennedy from Louisiana describes Democrats as the “well intended arugula and tofu crowd.”

 
“You can only be young once, but you can always be immature.”

“Americans are thinking, there are some good members of Congress, but we can’t figure out what they are good for. Others are thinking, how did these morons make it through the birth canal.”

“Always follow your heart…..but take your brains with you.”

“The short answer is ‘No.’ The long answer is ‘Hell No.’”

“It must suck to be that dumb.”

“When the Portland mayor’s IQ gets to 75, he oughta sell.”

“Go sell your crazy somewhere else…we are all stocked up here.”

“She has a Billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth!”

Sen. John Kennedy (R., La.) said on Wednesday that he “trusted Middle Eastern countries as much as gas station sushi, with the exception being Israel.”

“You can get a goat to climb a tree, but you’d be better off hiring a squirrel.”

“This has been going on since Moby Dick was a minnow.”

 
“Don’t stand between a dog and a fire hydrant.”

“Our country was founded by geniuses, but it’s being run by idiots”

 
“It appears that he might do the right thing, but only when supervised and cornered like a rat.”

 
“This is why aliens won’t talk to us.”

“Democrats are running around like they found a hair in their biscuit.”

“Chuck Schumer just moo’s and follows Nancy Pelosi into the cow chute.”

 

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3 thoughts on “The new “Will Rogers”

  1. My Husband and I really do like this Louisianan guy, he always has something to say that will make you laugh, and it is usual;y against the Dems.

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