All the members of the company’s Board of Directors were called into the Chairman’s office, one after another, until only Ted, the junior member, was left sitting outside.
Finally it was his turn to be summoned.
Ted entered the office to find the Chairman and the other four Directors seated at the far end of the boardroom table.
Ted was instructed to stand at the other end of the table, which he did.
The Chairman looked Ted squarely in the eye, and with a stern voice, he asked:
“Have you ever had sex with my secretary, Miss Floyd?”
“Oh, no, sir, positively not…!” Ted replied.
“Are you absolutely sure…?” asked the chairman.
“Honest, I’ve never been close enough to even touch her…!”
“You’d swear to that…?”
“Yes, I swear I’ve never had sex with Miss Floyd, anytime, anywhere…” insisted Ted.
With young people like this, there is hope for America’s future.
The unpunished violence in California has moved to former Senator Boxer, oh my! I hope Nancy has her taxpayer security in place.
I want to know which Pigleosi relative got this contract. You can buy suitable syringe holders for $100.00 each. This is American money, not California money.
Chicago is a Democratic open-runny-sore. Lightfoot and her stooges are POS.
Healthy kids recover from COVID.
Olympic news and odd stuff.
ROC isn’t a country, it’s the Russian Olympic Committee. The Russians were caught cheating so much the IOC wouldn’t let them participate under their country name—in America they would be labeled Nancy’s Democrats.
Here is a Black robot.
Our loyal readers should be taking the Commies in China seriously. Joe is making us their butt-buddy. In the last month they have threatened Japan, Taiwan, South Korea, and America.
Does it work ?
Disney is losing big bucks. GOOD
Change the Washington Football Team from WFT to WTF.
Fauci is a liberal liar. He should be investigating the lab.
Get those kids out of public CRT-BLM-Union Teacher schools or take over the local school boards—-SAVE AMERICA.
Planned Parenthood is relieved.
The Plenty Editor: For our new loyal readers, what is a cornucopia, LL ?
The Pilgrim Cat: Our woke readers won’t understand because it comes from history. Now it is usually a wicker basket full of just picked things from the garden, usually they are all over the place at Thanksgiving. I use it to show a lot of different topics.
Can you imagine living forever ? The common cold is still with us.
This is why squirrels are hard to outsmart.
Would a counselor have saved this life ?
It could be worse.
This is where democrats come from.
The dems want to take you way back in culture and a developing society.
Explanation: The rim of the large blue galaxy at the right is an immense ring-like structure 150,000 light years in diameter composed of newly formed, extremely bright, massive stars. AM 0644-741 is known as a ring galaxy and was caused by an immense galaxy collision. When galaxies collide, they pass through each other and their individual stars rarely come into contact. The large galaxy’s ring-like shape is the result of the gravitational disruption caused by a small intruder galaxy passing through it. When this happens, interstellar gas and dust become compressed, causing a wave of star formation to move out from the impact point like a ripple across the surface of a pond. Other galaxies in the field of view are background galaxies, not interacting with AM 0644-741. Foreground spiky stars are within our own Milky Way. But the smaller intruder galaxy is caught above and right, near the top of the frame taken by the Hubble Space Telescope. Ring galaxy AM 0644-741 lies about 300 million light years away toward the southern constellation Volans.
Tomorrow’s picture: the flower and the black hole