A Democrat and a Republican were walking along the beach when they spotted a bottle. They picked it up and a genie popped out.“I will grant you each one wish, whatever you desire”, said the genie.
The Democrat said, “I would like for my fellow liberals and I to live and exist under the form of government we believe in!”
POOF! All the Democrats in America were whisked away to Venezuela. The genie turns to the Republican and said, “And what is your wish?”
The Republican paused for a second and said, “You mean to tell me that all the Democrats in America are gone?”
The genie answered, “Yes!”
The Republican goes, “In that case, I’ll take a beer.”