The woodpecker may have to go!

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah’s Ark…

One: Don’t miss the boat.

Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.

Three: Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.

Four: Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

Five: Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

Six: Build your future on high ground.

Seven: For safety  sake, travel in pairs.

Eight: Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

Nine: When you’re stressed, float a while.

Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there’s always a rainbow waiting. NOW, wasn’t that nice? Pass it along and make someone else smile, too.

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3 thoughts on “The woodpecker may have to go!

  1. I love this Sheila, but I do wonder, often times you are in a situation like that on the
    Ark and you find your self with certain ones that you just can’t get along with, or care to be around. Those that talk to much, think they know it all, always wants to be seen, Is it ok to shove them over board? Oh, I think I got confused, your are not Dear Abby.

    • I will be your Abby, Dear….YES is absolutely the answer. Toss their asses overboard without a second thought. Whales and Sharks still gotta eat!

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