THE SPHINX—FUNKY MONKEY

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Nancy Pelosi is going to Hell.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2022/05/20/san-francisco-archbishop-finally-drops-the-hammer-on-nancy-pelosi-when-it-comes-to-communion-n567517

https://justthenews.com/government/congress/san-francisco-archbishop-bars-pelosi-receiving-holy-communion-over-abortion

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2022/05/20/archbishop-Nancy-Pelosi-communion-abortion/4031653076606/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2022/05/20/pelosi-barred-from-receiving-communion-over-abortion-stance-n2607598

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The Bear Market is almost here.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/bearmarket.asp

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/05/19/stock-market-futures-open-to-close-news.html

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The Hillary Diary.

https://thefederalist.com/2022/05/20/reluctant-witness-devastates-defense-claims-in-special-counsel-criminal-case/

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/05/20/durham-hillary-clinton-lackey-testifies-she-signed-off-on-pushing-false-alfa-bank-story-n567468

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2022/05/20/former-clinton-campaign-manager-admits-they-disseminated-shoddy-russian-collusion-n2607587

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Joe’s Secret Service is almost sober.  By the time they arrive back in DC they will be sober, unless the flight attendants serve liquor, or they stop by the new Nancy Piglosi Congressional Liquor Store in the Sam Rayburn Office Building.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10836883/Secret-Service-agents-prepping-Biden-visit-sent-home-Korea-alcohol-fueled-incident.html

https://www.unclesamsmisguidedchildren.com/the-house-liquor-store-open-for-business/

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Don’t be like Joe.

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/3-simple-habits-that-can-protect-your-brain-from-cognitive-decline?utm_source=pocket-newtab

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2022/05/19/bunch-of-sadists-biden-administration-admits-they-saw-a-baby-formula-crisis-comi-n2607494

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/05/19/nolte-joe-bidens-baby-formula-shortage-forces-children-undergo-surgery/

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The MSM and dems have turned on Elon.

https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2022/05/19/sp-500-index-drops-tesla-from-list-of-woke-companies-elon-musk-responds-with-perfect-meme-n566806

Vote Democratic.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/18/bidens-road-to-record-high-gas-prices-may-lead-to-rationing/

For Your Information ( FYI ).

https://www.theblaze.com/news/electric-vehicles-tire-emissions-study

https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2022/05/19/raffensperger-were-having-record-turnout-under-law-biden-compared-to-jim-crow/

Many people hope that Biden has one of many health conditions that will force him to retire the day after tomorrow.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/joe-biden-speculation-2024-second-term/2022/05/19/id/1070509/

Musk is still busy.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2022/05/17/musk-on-biden-the-real-president-is-whoever-controls-the-teleprompter-n2607359

For our Banana Republic news media.

https://redstate.com/bradslager/2022/05/15/pulitzer-prize-dis-honors-a-diapers-hurdle-and-an-aborted-wordle-n564801

This can’t wait.  I think the accompanying song is Rhythm & Blues.

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-formula-shortage-more-babies-are-switching-to-whey-protein-powder-getting-swole

I hope the Republicans turn out to vote.

https://redstate.com/brandon_morse/2022/05/19/red-wave-incoming-pollster-indicates-republicans-are-more-energized-than-democrats-by-leaps-and-bounds-n566802

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Johnny hasn’t aged well.

https://www.theonion.com/johnny-depp-loses-all-support-after-fans-realize-they-v-1848937745

https://www.nationalreview.com/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI1s6DgeTr9wIVvBbUAR2tzQM9EAAYASAAEgLdNfD_BwE

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This is like looking in your car at night for your lost phone, while using the light from the phone.

https://babylonbee.com/news/touching-disinformation-board-realizes-the-true-disinformation-was-inside-them-all-along

The Hispanics might have left the demdungbeetles.

https://hotair.com/headlines/2022/05/19/auto-draft-571-n470632

https://www.newsmax.com/

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The Primate Editor:  What is a Funky Monkey, LL ?  Is it a dance or maybe politician ?

The Not Tempted Cat:  There are many responses to the question, but I know when to say–almost no comment.  The current answer is a Night Club in Staten Island, New York City.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/18/emt-shot-in-back-of-ambulance-by-man-in-staten-island/

Monkey Pox is here.  The LGBTQIA+ community should be careful.  We are copyrighting the phrase, Midterm Election Pox.

https://www.science.org/content/article/monkeypox-outbreak-questions-intensify-cases-soar

https://www.nationalreview.com/the-morning-jolt/what-you-need-to-know-about-monkeypox/

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/may/21/monkeypox-disruption-sexual-health-services

This is a secret video of Biden trying to see who gets the biggest bribe, Pigelosi or Schumer.

Could you show our new loyal readers how wise you have become, TNTC ?

I sure can, and it has been a quest to behold.

This reminds me of when the National Debt Clock had to add another digit.  It was stuck on a 9 trillion maximum–now it is on a 30 trillion dollar deficit.  It could go to 99 trillion, but by then everyone will be dead.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/19/washington-state-preps-for-10-gas-stations-run-out-of-fuel/

https://observer.com/2008/10/durst-to-add-extra-trillion-dollar-digit-to-national-debt-clock/

https://www.usdebtclock.org/

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