Day: November 20, 2022
The Perfect Man
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.”
Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time.
Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.”
Passenger: “There are always a few clouds over everybody.”
Cabbie: “Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.”
Passenger: “Sounds like he was really something special.”
Cabbie: “There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right.”
Passenger: “Wow, what a guy!”
Cabbie: ‘He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.”
Passenger: “How did you meet him?”
Cabbie: “I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife.”
Awesome Pictures with Perfect Timing… Part 3
THE SPHINX—THE THREE BEARS
Some are losers.
You can watch old Stacey ads for a small fee, service charge, and unstock add-on.
The Make Believe Editor: Is the Three Bears a fable, LL ?
The Goldilocks Cat: No, it’s a fairy tale. Here is some background.
Goldilocks seems to be a cautionary tale about making good decisions. The Tyson VP could learn from Goldi, and the home owner could lock her door or wake up dead one fine day.
Alec Baldwin was the director of the movie where he accidentally shot one employee and killed another. It is his fault, live ammo should never have been permitted on the property.
The many sex partners, it’s not anything new.
The elections could have been better, keep the faith.
Joe, Garland, and the dems who agree are slimy crooks. This is a political act for the new HOR saying they were investigating Hunter and the DOJ.
I wish Karma would take Joe today, naturally of course.
I guess Bud never heard of no alcohol in Islamic countries. They want people sober when they chop off their head.
The Sphinx will do like Ron, wait a while. We have 2 years of hate from the media.
I would give my orange spots if I could handle politicians this way.
Maybe they should skip supporting the Herschel Senate race. Too many are SWAMPERS. These jokers are ignoring evidence that they already possess.
Did the Bills make the game ?
This crapola should be shelved until the next Congress begins.
Do like Florida, but add a provision to charge any school employee with a felony for discussing the trash.
Sometimes Karma works.
Mitch is a rich SWAMPER. He should have been replaced.