A Very Special Merry Christmas To You

HO! HO! HO!

Santa Claus, a loyal reader of Tolley’s Topics, asked me to send you this message.
-Sheila Tolley-

It’s another Joe Biden Christmas and inflation has taken away

The things I consider essential…my workshop, my reindeer, my sleigh.

I am making my rounds on a donkey…he is old, crippled and slow

So if I am late to your house, I am OUT ON MY ASS in the snow.

 

THE SPHINX—CHRISTMAS IDEAS

 

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The New Yorkers are smooth talkers.  You just have to be sure of the sex.

https://www.theonion.com/so-what-do-you-do-for-work-says-man-in-brilliant-ope-1849854249

https://www.northpoletimes.com/

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You be the judge.

https://babylonbee.com/news/james-cameron-releases-testosterone-free-cut-of-t2-where-arnold-schwarzenegger-is-replaced-by-kip-from-napoleon-dynamite

If the Jack mentioned is Jack Daniel’s it isn’t a bourbon.

https://thefederalist.com/2022/12/14/these-bourbon-balls-are-the-only-thing-you-need-to-bring-to-your-christmas-gatherings/

https://www.newsmax.com/

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The Ho Ho Ho Editor:  What are some ideas, LL ?

Remember Christmas is about the Birth of Jesus.  Santa kind of co-mingled the event.

The Pumpkin Spice Cat:   Presents are for kids, but here are some suggestions.  Again, Christmas is for kids, the first link has some liberal BS in it.

https://thefederalist.com/2022/12/06/the-real-story-of-st-nick-and-other-tips-for-parents-looking-to-improve-on-secular-santa/

These are for next year, or never.

https://nypost.com/article/best-christmas-holiday-gifts-ideas-for-wife/

https://nypost.com/article/the-best-stylish-gifts-for-the-men-on-your-2022-holiday-list/

This is why Joey wanted 85,000 new IRS agents.

https://babylonbee.com/news/irs-agents-slide-down-chimneys-looking-for-gifts-of-600-or-more

Order for next year.

https://www.theblaze.com/news/lets-go-brandon-wrapping-paper-sold-by-conservative-company-expected-to-double-in-sales-this-year-were-having-tons-of-fun-with-this

Pilk and cookies.

https://thefederalist.com/2022/12/09/lindsay-lohan-is-trying-to-make-pilk-happen/

Some Americans are stupid.

https://nypost.com/2022/12/12/people-shocked-to-discover-what-nutcrackers-are-actually-for/

Here is a location for a Santa progress check.

https://www.wfla.com/home-for-the-holidays/norad-santa-tracker-website-goes-live-before-christmas/

Twelve Days Of Christmas.

https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/holidays/christmas-ideas/a29212592/12-days-of-christmas-meaning-facts/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=arb_ga_ghk_md_dsa_prog_org_usx_a29212592&gclid=CjwKCAiAs8acBhA1EiwAgRFdw25OfXxwn4tJVxn2ztMy4cPyqgpth9JQu-CrZEG9ld6lrjyNknJjsRoC3NsQAvD_BwE

Cost of the Twelve Days.  It is up about 10 percent over last year.

https://holidappy.com/holidays/Twelve-Days-of-Christmas-Items-and-Cost

The Idaho Diary.

https://nypost.com/2022/12/22/video-from-idaho-murders-house-reveals-wild-party-while-victims-werent-home/

This is no surprise.

https://townhall.com/columnists/senatorrandpaul/2022/12/21/us-government-funded-chinese-military-research-n2617373

The Sphinx doesn’t acknowledge any liberal/dem new pronouns.  Our readers in  America and her territories identify as Americans.

https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2022/12/20/major-university-rolls-out-harmful-information-guide-drops-a-no-no-on-calling-u-s-citizens-americans-n676173

The Left/dem viewpoint is a joke.  Now Black people can portray Blue people, but White people can’t.  What a hoot-don’t pollute.

https://redstate.com/alexparker/2022/12/20/film-critic-blasts-avatar-2-for-culturally-appropriating-people-of-color-the-color-blue-n676464

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Kevin is on the right track.  Sean Penn is whining about something, I won’t print anything he says.

https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2022/12/20/mccarthy-senate-trying-to-pass-omnibus-so-nobody-can-read-it-and-we-wont-allow-that-process-going-forward/

https://redstate.com/joesquire/2022/12/19/kevin-mccarthy-is-preparing-to-go-on-offense-against-his-own-caucus-n675701

America has too many petty, small in ethics, and can’t leave their politics at home individuals.

https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/girl-scout-mom-banned-from-radio-city-rockettes-in-msg-crackdown/

Canada has girl gangs that kill the homeless.

https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/eight-teen-girls-charged-with-killing-homeless-man-in-toronto/

Thank Mitch ( Murkowski ) McConnell.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/12/20/omnibus-bill-gives-doj-212-1m-increased-budget-prosecute-january-6-prisoners/

Rand says it sux.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/12/20/rand-paul-says-what-his-spineless-republican-colleagues-wont-n676476

None of the services are filling their recruitment quotas.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/12/22/rep-mike-gallagher-slams-insane-woke-marine-corps-proposal-to-end-gendered-salutations-sir-maam/

What is going on ?

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/12/22/navy-seal-team-1-commander-discovered-dead-san-diego-county-residence/