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THE SPHINX—SOCIAL SECURITY

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Joey is pulling the planes off of border drug interdiction patrols.  Impeach him.

https://www.newsmax.com/politics/air-force-us-mexico-border-drug-smuggling/2022/12/28/id/1102242/

Say the same thing you wrote on your other devices, they already have that record.

https://www.theonion.com/things-you-should-never-say-to-your-amazon-alexa-1849603080

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/

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That’s the spirit.

https://babylonbee.com/news/thousands-of-spirit-airlines-passengers-disappointed-their-flights-werent-cancelled

https://www.newsmax.com/

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The I Want To Retire Editor:  Can I retire now, LL ?  I’m in my thirties.

The Older Cat:  No, currently you can get partial benefits at 62.  At least you know your age.  Amigo won’t tell me what number life I am on.  I remember Mr. Possum took one and a 30 foot tree another, so I must be on number three.  The next link is about SS reports.

https://redstate.com/heartlandinstitute/2022/12/28/it-is-time-to-change-how-the-government-produces-the-social-security-trustees-report-n679978

From day one the rich should have been taxed on their complete income.  Currently taxes stop at about $163,000.  The rich could afford the extra taxes since they are rich.  Congress knows on which side their bread is buttered.  Here is some SS info.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/socialsecurity.asp

Congress has borrowed all of the SS Trust Fund.  Not a penny is actually in it.  It’s included in the 31 TRILLION NATIONAL DEBT.

https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/how-much-money-has-congress-taken-social-security-2019-02-04

SS recipients should be getting about a 8.7 percent raise–NOW.

https://faq.ssa.gov/en-us/Topic/article/KA-01951

Today is Friday the 13th.  Do you feel lucky?  Get that Mega Millions ticket.

https://www.almanac.com/why-friday-13th-unlucky-origin-friday-13th

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xjr2hnOHiM

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Half of American voters want the dems and NO NATURAL GAS STOVES.  VOTE DEMOCRATIC.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/09/biden-administration-reportedly-weighing-national-ban-on-gas-stoves/

Most electric stoves get their electricity from coal and natural gas.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-01-10/new-york-governor-proposes-banning-natural-gas-in-new-buildings

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/01/11/the-creepy-cult-surrounding-the-gas-stove-panic-gets-exposed-n686846

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Joe is a slimy POS, his DOJ will never investigate him unless his usefulness is over.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/01/09/report-joe-biden-left-classified-documents-old-office/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2023/01/09/biden-also-had-classified-documents-in-unauthorized-location-report-n2618082

https://www.newsmax.com/newsmax-tv/fred-fleitz-joe-biden-classified-documents/2023/01/11/id/1103938/

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This is funny, because Washington state schools are advised by the State BOE to lie to parents about the teachers promoting homosexual sex/gender crap.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2023/01/09/public-schools-sue-tiktok-facebook-over-mental-health-crisis-n2618062

https://mynorthwest.com/3472466/rantz-wa-schools-intentionally-dangerously-lie-to-parents-about-their-childs-identity/

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Mitch will be 84 when his reelection comes up in 2026.  Maybe he expires before then (naturally of course ).

https://nypost.com/2023/01/09/trump-calls-for-mcconnell-to-face-primary-challenge-over-1-7-t-spending-bill/

A switch from American snakes to those down under.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/09/australian-island-infested-with-mutant-snakes/

Put MTG over Schiff’s old committee.  Put every word of the January 6 Committee records on line.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/09/marjorie-taylor-greene-struts-through-the-capitol-to-the-tune-of-still-d-r-e/

Porter is a good Democrat.  Does she or her handmaiden cook on a gas stove ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2023/01/09/katie-porter-n2618013

This citizen will be tried for murder or manslaughter.  Do you remember the St. Louis incident where the couple pointed guns at trespassers?  A Liberal Grand Jury or District Attorney is like Biden’s DOJ.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2023/01/10/an-armed-criminal-get-absolutely-wrecked-by-a-concealed-carry-holder-n2618093

California plans for nothing-continuously.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2023/01/09/its-raining-cats-and-dogs-in-california-but-what-happens-to-all-that-water-n686167

Ban local politicians.  Parents should have been marching since this stupid neighbor got his pit bull killers.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/10/georgia-boy-11-missing-70-of-scalp-after-pit-bull-attack/

Sarah makes a good start.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2023/01/10/arkansas-governor-sarah-huckabee-sanders-gets-to-work-on-day-one-n2618125

Goldman Sachs doesn’t like Joe’s economy.

https://redstate.com/kiradavis/2023/01/10/corporate-carnage-commences-goldman-sachs-will-lay-off-3200-employees-n686548

The Walshe Diary.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/11/ana-walshe-promised-big-surprise-in-new-year-sold-assets-pals/

Favorite Movie Quotes

“Hasta la vista, baby.” Terminator 2: Judgment Day, 1991​​​​​

“Soylent Green is people!” Soylent Green, 1973

“Open the pod bay doors, HAL.” 2001: A Space Odyssey, 1968

“I am serious…and don’t call me Shirley.” Airplane, 1980

“Yo, Adrian!” Rocky, 1976