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This article is about two weeks old.
https://www.theonion.com/incredibly-productive-house-of-representatives-assemble-1849954415
https://www.france24.com/en/tag/new-caledonia/
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Another old article.
https://babylonbee.com/news/mccarthy-warns-not-voting-for-him-could-delay-more-funds-to-ukraine
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The World Editor: How will the Earth be saved, LL ?
The Mouse Whisperer: It won’t be saved by not eating meat. The rich and politicians won’t start eating bugs. That’s their usual BS. They won’t abandon their limousines, private airplanes, mansions, or anything else. I can see it now, the rich will give up fish that may poison you ( fugu or blowfish).
https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-18065372
Then they will eat these little treats.
Betsy Bugs will be a favorite, because of their size and crunchy nature. Fewer will be around to drive politicians crazy.
Hissing Cockroaches will also be popular.
Can you imagine Pigwoman eating a cricket and it jumps out her nose ?
Love will keep them together.
Let’s see how much they edit it.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/policy/courts/pelosi-attack-body-cam-footage-released
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This is funny.
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It’s fun to see these traitors whine. They need some cheese.
https://nypost.com/2023/01/24/you-could-be-paid-1000-to-eat-cheese-before-bed/
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Get your secret papers at Walmart. Curb pickup is available.
https://babylonbee.com/news/batch-of-classified-documents-found-on-walmart-clearance-shelf
This is funny, the post has no journalist.
https://nypost.com/2023/01/24/washington-post-begins-laying-off-workers/
Before you buy an EV make sure you have a second car, or are rich enough to take time off from work. Once you buy it–you own it, there are no one day fixes.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/electric-truck-charges-week-8-miles-range-day
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The DOJ does something helpful.
https://www.breitbart.com/news/justice-dept-sues-google-over-digital-advertising-dominance/
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Vimeo goes woke.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2023/01/25/vimeo-removes-transgender-video-n2618746
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Karine laughs.
Nothing will improve with this guy.
Mars has poor management.
https://www.mashed.com/913445/how-mms-missed-out-on-that-famous-candy-moment-in-e-t/
DeSantis keeps helping children. FJB and union teachers.
Equity has reached children’s cough syrup.
https://nypost.com/2023/01/24/cough-syrups-may-be-linked-to-more-than-300-child-deaths-who/
The state that elected Fetterman to the U.S. Senate, hires lifeguards that can’t swim. Do you feel good about the future of woke-places ?
https://nypost.com/2023/01/24/philadelphia-needs-lifeguards-so-theyre-hiring-non-swimmers/
The Fernandez Diary. The man charged with murder once lived in a house owned by Fernandez.
https://nypost.com/2023/01/25/jared-bridegan-murder-cops-annouce-arrest/
https://nypost.com/2023/01/25/jared-bridegans-ex-linked-to-man-charged-with-his-murder/
Dis-Honors. Be careful of fish.
Disney removes a song, about Joe Biden growing up in Harlem.
https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/disney-magic-kingdom-splash-mountain/2023/01/25/id/1105926/