There is no one in Congress who possesses a better academic background, plus he has a great sense of humor.
John Kennedy graduated magna cum laude in political science, philosophy, and economics from Vanderbilt University, was president of his senior class, and was elected to Phi Beta Kappa.He received his law degree from the University of Virginia School of Law, where he was an executive editor of the Virginia Law Review and elected to the Order of the Coif. He earned a Bachelor of Civil Law degree with first class honors from Oxford University (Magdalen College) in England, where he studied under Sir Rupert Cross and Sir John H. C. Morris.
FIRST OF ALL, I’M JOHN KENNEDY, NOT THAT JOHN KENNEDY, I AM THE OTHER JOHN KENNEDY, (R) SENATOR REPRESENTING THE GREAT STATE OF LOUISIANA. PERMIT ME TO TELL YOU WHAT I BELIEVE.
I BELIEVE:
AMERICA WAS FOUNDED BY GENIUSES BUT IS NOW RUN BY IDIOTS.
YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID, BUT YOU CAN VOTE THEM OUT OF OFFICE.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HEARD OF ANYONE TRYING TO SNEAK INTO CHINA?
AMERICA IS SO GREAT THAT PEOPLE WHO HATE IT, REFUSE TO LEAVE.
LET ME SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION, THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION SUCKS.
EXERCISE MAKES YOU LOOK BETTER NAKED. BUT SO DOES ALCOHOL.
WELFARE SHOULD BE A BRIDGE, NOT A PARKING LOT.
WEAKNESS INVITES THE WOLVES.
WE MUST ARM FOR PEACE.
WE DON’T HAVE A GUN CONTROL PROBLEM. WE HAVE AN IDIOT CONTROL PROBLEM.
FREE ADVICE FRIENDS, IF GOVERNMENT TELLS YOU NOT TO BUY A GUN, BUY TWO.
IF YOU HATE POLICE OFFICERS, THE NEXT TIME YOU ARE IN TROUBLE, CALL A CRACK-HEAD.
HERE’S A FREE TIP, COPS WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE IF YOU DON’T DO STUPID THINGS.
WE NEED AN ELECTION DAY, NOT AN ELECTION MONTH.
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO PROVE WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE WHEN YOU VOTE.
400,000 BODIES BURIED AT ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETERY ARE THE REASON YOU SHOULD STAND FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
THE WATER WON’T CLEAR TILL YOU GET THE PIGS OUT OF THE CREEK.
LOVE IS THE ANSWER, BUT YOU SHOULD OWN A GUN, JUST IN CASE.
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