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Were you deceived by this Democratic scheme.
https://www.theonion.com/report-finds-mark-kelly-just-person-actblue-made-up-1850073275
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/topic/cape-canaveral-topic.html
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You can put this in your crack-pipe and vape it.
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-conspiracy-theories-we-predict-will-come-true-in-2023
https://nypost.com/2022/05/12/crack-pipes-given-to-addicts-in-safe-drug-sites-up-for-biden-report/
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The Captain Kirk Editor: Is space still the final frontier, LL?
The Expanding Cat: It is one of them. Suspend your view of our solar system for a minute and check this out. Everything is moving quicker than a politician at a lobbyist party.
Our solar system is going nowhere in a hurry. Everyone is just a tourist passing thru. We are on a space ship.
https://stardate.org/astro-guide/faqs/how-fast-earth-moving-through-space
Whew, that makes me dizzy. The military said that the Chinese balloons might be from the Andromeda Galaxy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andromeda_Galaxy#/media/File:Andromeda_Galaxy_560mm_FL.jpg
Everything is under control as KJP explains.
Our very expensive military said that a culture advanced enough to travel a billion light-years from Earth would use balloons for spying. I believe them.
https://nypost.com/2023/02/13/top-general-not-ruling-out-aliens-after-3-ufos-shot-down/
The news is breaking so fast that I can barely keep up. This is disturbing, Kendall Jenner is reported to be a shape-shifting alien. Check out her fingers.
One report said that all the Kardashins had blow-up butts like plastic dolls. They replaced the Gabor sisters from the sixties, they are noted for doing nothing. We need Steve Zodiac.
These two articles will be repeated later.
https://nypost.com/2023/02/22/death-of-clinton-aide-tied-to-jeffrey-epstein-ruled-suicide/
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There are Congress people, and the rest of you suckers.
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We know the armed forces, Pentagon, and Department of Defense are all now political organizations.
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Tesla cars do not drive themselves.
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Politicians like this policy, they get taxpayer paid security.
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The airlines are in the top 10 greedy, slimy, buck grabbing organizations in America. The policy won’t last a month.
https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/united-airlines-family-seating/2023/02/21/id/1109475/
Here is a secret seating chart–Black-White-Yellow-Red-Brown-SO-handicapped. It’s diversity. You will be lucky if your kids are on the same plane. Joey will mandate his Kabul evacuation plan.
Kids minds are easily influenced. Brains aren’t fully developed until about age 25.
Run Joey, run.
Corrupt California. Did California get their predicted snow ?
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