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Victim 1.

https://www.theonion.com/subway-ceo-just-assumed-cold-cut-combo-started-covid-1850237849

https://www.france24.com/en/

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DeSantis will have to come up with a major felony, maybe hijacking AF 2, or sending 4 million illegals home.

https://babylonbee.com/news/manhattan-da-announces-plan-to-get-trump-elected-in-2024

https://www.newsmax.com/

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The Master Of Ceremonies Editor:  We can’t say master, so we will say The One In Charge.  What is your first link, LL ?

The MC Cat:  We are linking to the first Babylon Bee Awards Show.  It’s late because I work the same hours as Creepy Joe–9:A.M to 10:00 A.M.

Here is another project in the works.  The American People/Voters should be proud.

https://townhall.com/columnists/victordavishanson/2023/03/16/are-we-the-byzantines-n2620664

The ancient cultures can’t compare to Democrat Policies.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2023/03/18/skyrocketing-number-of-deaths-shows-human-cost-of-bidens-border-policies-its-like-a-graveyard-n718097

Now, on to lipstick.  Here are some milestones.

http://www.lipstickhistory.com/lipstick-history/timeline-of-lipstick/

Lipstick has had ups and downs.  Early varieties were often dangerous or fatal ( like being friends with Putin or the Clintons ).

https://daily.jstor.org/lipsticks-complex-history/

There are too many colors to list.

https://www.vogue.com/article/cult-lipstick-shades-true-red-nude-pink-purple

This was a tube from a Penthouse Sex Advisor from the 1970’s.

https://i0.wp.com/mimiberlin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/4494710961_9b998f3007_o.jpg?w=316&h=394&ssl=1

This is funny.  Curtis is shorter than Nippon woman.

https://nypost.com/2023/03/22/weei-host-appears-to-use-ethnic-slur-involving-mina-kimes/

Joey just called the Irish drunks, jailbirds, and brawlers.

Will there be a Chocolate Easter Bunny shortage ?

https://nypost.com/2023/03/25/pennsylvania-chocolate-factory-explosion-kills-at-least-2-people-9-missing/

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I have almost stopped writing about union teachers.  Home school your kids.

https://redstate.com/kiradavis/2023/03/22/lausd-teachers-dancing-on-the-grave-of-public-education-n719738

Good.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/03/22/arkansas-gov-sarah-huckabee-sanders-signs-law-prohibiting-transgender-restrooms-in-schools/

https://tolleystopics.files.wordpress.com/2023/03/6026.jpg

The Administration has no idea of how many children are lost, kidnapped, or who are sex slaves.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/juliorosas/2023/03/22/hhs-secretary-clueless-on-the-number-of-unaccompanied-minors-lost-during-border-crisis-n2621012

West Point is WOKE.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/03/22/reps-mike-waltz-jim-banks-west-point-cadets-forced-to-participate-in-preferred-pronoun-play/

If sports teams want to push a political ideology, homosexual sex, they should have a night when just LGBTQ + fans can enter.  No straight people.

https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/35920976/chicago-blackhawks-wear-pride-themed-jerseys

How old are the pregnant females ?

https://nypost.com/2023/03/22/philadelphia-to-pay-pregnant-women-1k-per-month-solvable-crisis/

I’m going to miss Hillgal.  Where is Pigleosi ?

https://nypost.com/2023/03/23/hillary-clinton-promo-for-columbia-univ-foreign-policy-course-scorned-online/

I hope it passes.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/03/23/sen-rand-paul-rep-chip-roy-introduce-legislation-to-eliminate-niaid/

Bragg is a loyal DemocRAT.

https://nypost.com/2023/03/23/fumbling-his-trump-case-alvin-bragg-exposes-his-incompetence-nationwide/

Information on trans-people.

https://www.breitbart.com/health/2023/03/24/washpost-few-self-claimed-transgender-adults-undergo-surgery/