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We have already covered Jesus giving wine franchises away.

https://babylonbee.com/news/bud-light-attempts-to-win-back-christians-with-john-macarthur-edition

http://www.bhutantoday.bt/

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Bezos is still the man.

https://www.theonion.com/report-reveals-only-jeff-bezos-finished-watching-lord-1850308459

https://www.oann.com/

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The Patty Whack Editor:  Are you still uninterested in news, LL ?

The Give A Dog A Bone Cat:  I sure am, it’s the same lies and the same verse everyday.  Here is news for our loyal readers.

Babe Ruth is still helping capitalism, and baseball superstitions.

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/36082226/babe-ruth-bat-sells-record-185m-photographic-corroboration

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/677898-mlb-power-rankings-the-50-strangest-superstitionsrituals-in-baseball-history

Here is a POS from Kansas.  Don’t try to work with maggots.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/04/06/kansas-democrat-lawmaker-calls-republicans-full-of-s-after-they-override-veto-to-protect-womens-sports/

Take your business elsewhere.

https://nypost.com/2023/04/07/nyc-restaurants-impose-90-minute-time-limits-on-diners/

Have some sherry.

https://www.sherry.wine/sherry-wine

Israel calls up reserves.

https://www.newsmax.com/world/globaltalk/israel-attacks/2023/04/08/id/1115475/

We support recycling and curbing poisonous insect and weed killers.  I almost forgot population control.

This is too funny.  Do you remember Nancy tearing up Trump’s speech ?

https://townhall.com/videos/2023/04/19/democrats-try-to-silence-mtg-for-roasting-eric-swalwell-n8212

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Kennedy strikes again.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2023/04/19/sen-john-kennedy-explains-as-only-he-can-the-democrat-sham-behind-trying-to-replace-feinstein-n733394

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Who runs America—-China sends a letter to Congress for them to stop investigating the origins of the Wuhan Flu.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2023/04/19/china-sent-a-house-committee-a-cease-and-desist-letter-n2622129

WaPo sux.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2023/04/19/wapo-retracts-claim-about-ralph-yarl-n2622125

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This is one of many reasons people despise, hate, etc. any government.  They release or can’t control confidential information on medical files, salaries, and who owns weapons.

https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2023/04/16/marxism-california-style-new-state-law-will-lead-energy-companies-to-bill-customers-based-on-income-n732354

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2023/04/19/the-data-breach-at-the-consumer-protection-bureau-was-worse-than-we-previously-known-n2622163

This is another reason people hate governments, STUPID DEMOCRATS in power.  Their small world revolves around sex and race.  Let’s register the roads.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2023/04/17/buttigieg-says-roads-are-designed-to-kill-minorities-n2622046

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Liberalism is a curse on the human race.

The Show Me state wakes up.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2023/04/17/missouri-transgender-treatment-n2622037

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Alec is your typical Liberal-Democrat-Woke person.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2023/04/17/why-alec-baldwin-trashed-the-family-of-the-cinematographer-he-shot-and-killed-n2622069

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Brandon Johnson, Chicago’s new mayor, asks where will residents shoplift  if Walmart closes 4 stores ?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11965589/The-stores-closed-doors-rampant-theft.html

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-chicago-mayor-warns-that-if-local-walmart-locations-close-people-will-have-fewer-places-to-shoplift

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It seems the only Biden family member to receive no bribe money was baby Navy Joan Roberts  (Joey’s granddaughter in Arkansas).

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/04/17/james-comer-9-bidens-profited-family-business/

If any readers know of spouses not involved in their significant others political offices work, let us know.  We want to do a special.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/04/17/report-joe-manchin-wife-violated-conflicts-interest-ethics-pledge/

The Germans thought a two-front war with America and Russia in WW 2 was a good idea.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2023/04/18/germany-closes-last-3-nuclear-power-plants-n2622080

Megyn is on the ball.

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2023/04/18/megyn-kelly-takes-no-crap-from-lefty-rag-calling-her-transphobic-for-being-honest-about-dylan-mulvaney/

The Harry and Meghan show will replace the Kardashians.

https://pagesix.com/2023/04/18/why-king-charles-iii-stopped-taking-prince-harrys-calls-author/?_gl=1*1ihkg8i*_ga*NjkwMDE4MzAxLjE2NjQ4ODQ3MjY.*_ga_0DZ7LHF5PZ*MTY4MTg0MTI0OC4xMTc2LjEuMTY4MTg0MTM0Ny4wLjAuMA..&_ga=2.251097475.443833512.1664884726-690018301.1664884726