THE SPHINX—BEAVERS

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Will Ta Ta have a new hit song ?

https://jezebel.com/taylor-swift-joe-alwyn-break-up-1850316588

https://www.theonion.com/taylor-swift-fans-explain-how-they-got-tickets-to-the-e-1850307821

https://www.newsbreak.com/beaver-ak

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Don’t get antsy, you wait weeks for election results.

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-confirms-orthodox-rapture-will-occur-one-week-after-regular-rapture

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Beaver Editor:  What’s up with beavers, LL ?

Not Me Cat:  You couldn’t pay me to be a beaver.  Can you imagine living in water much of the time.  Beavers are hard workers and engineers.

Here are more underwater stories.  People keep voting to be poor–WHAT’S UP WITH THAT.

https://redstate.com/benkew/2023/04/11/poll-70-of-americans-feeling-financially-stressed-58-living-paycheck-to-paycheck-n729898

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/04/11/poll-70-feel-financially-stressed-joe-bidens-america/

Abbott should pardon the guy protecting himself.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/04/08/greg-abbott-takes-first-step-in-pardoning-man-convicted-of-murder-for-shooting-blm-protester-in-self-defense-n728437

A new Dis-Honors.

https://redstate.com/bradslager/2023/04/08/the-pulitzer-prize-dis-honors-trumps-cars-coffee-in-the-stars-and-that-red-spoon-is-ours-n728433

There is too much news.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2023/04/25/judge-orders-hunter-biden-must-appear-in-court-for-paternity-case-proceedings-n2622381

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You run Joey, we want more, inflation, underpaid jobs, millions of illegals, war, a perverted school system, and violent Democrat riots ( mostly peaceful ).

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2023/04/25/rnc-responds-to-biden-announcement-n2622379

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITs-YX1yQ7o

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Benghazi, Kabul, Khartoum-Sudan—Biden and the Democrats are good at abandoning Americans overseas and at home.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2023/04/24/another-kabul-citizens-feel-abandoned-as-diplomats-airlifted-out-of-sudan/

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/susan-rice-sudan-africa/2023/04/24/id/1117290/

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Speak up against child grooming and mutilations/sexual operations on minors.  Have your parade at Disney World.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/04/22/lgbt-pride-parade-in-florida-canceled-for-incredibly-odd-and-concerning-reason-n735479

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2023/04/21/i-am-done-fired-up-megyn-kelly-gives-must-watch-call-to-action-on-trans-rights-debate-n734677

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They spent maintenance money on drag-queen-shows.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2023/04/23/watch-giant-disneyland-dragon-explodes-into-flames-during-fantasmic-show/

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You must price legal Marijuana below what the smugglers charge, then your citizens can pay taxes, get safe pot, and eat 25 dollar pizzas.  The political bribes will end.

https://nypost.com/2023/04/23/ny-crackdown-on-illegal-weed-shops-doomed-to-fail-as-owners-hide-in-the-shadows-lawyers-say/

Blame yourself for voting for the same scum over and over.  Blame both parties for the national debt and Biden/Democrats for the Ukraine war and soon to be Pacific problem.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2023/04/23/why-americans-should-worry-about-the-dollar-losing-its-value-n2622295

Target locks up everything in San Franshoplifto.

https://nypost.com/2023/04/24/san-francisco-target-puts-entire-inventory-on-lockdown-amid-shoplifting-crisis/

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People have money to burn.

https://nypost.com/2023/04/24/get-last-minute-tickets-taylor-swift-eras-tickets-in-atlanta/

This should start in grammar school.

https://redstate.com/jeffc/2023/04/23/five-hundred-black-men-march-in-solidarity-against-chicagos-violence-heres-what-they-are-saying-n735656

The District Attorney won’t prosecute the criminals.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2023/04/23/newsom-deploys-national-guard-to-san-fran-to-assist-fentanyl-crisis-n2622300

Dis-Honors.

https://redstate.com/bradslager/2023/04/23/pulitzer-prize-dis-honors-deadly-beer-trolls-healthy-ice-cream-bowls-and-umlauts-in-rock-n-roll-n735708

Keep it in your pants.  Call Bill Clinton to define ” is “.

https://nypost.com/2023/04/23/nbcuniversal-ceo-jeff-shell-quits-over-inappropriate-relationship-with-woman/

Chicago, it never ends.

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2023/04/23/report-man-allegedly-carjacks-chicagoan-while-on-electric-monitoring-parole-for-same-crime/

RIP—Harry Belafonte.

https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/25/harry-belafonte-dead-dies-actor-singer-activist/

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