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There is too much news.  The Navy has a drag queen recruiting new sailors.

https://www.newsweek.com/navy-drag-queen-harpy-daniels-digital-ambassador-debate-1798015

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/05/03/navy-confirms-using-drag-queen-influencer-as-digital-ambassador-to-attract-recruits/

Anchors Away has been replaced by this catchy tune.

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Atlanta has a mass shooter.

https://nypost.com/2023/05/03/suspected-atlanta-hospital-shooter-deion-patterson-in-custody/

Can you beat this offer Tucker ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2023/05/03/patrick-bet-david-offer-to-tucker-n2622754

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The media isn’t anymore shocked at this than a murderer being surprised at conviction.  They know what they have been doing for 8 years.  FJB and the media.

https://redstate.com/joesquire/2023/05/01/mainstream-media-shocked-to-discover-the-most-divisive-group-in-america-is-the-mainstream-media-n739636

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ABC is such a Democrat butt-buddy I’m surprised they didn’t show Pearl Harbor being bombed in 1941.  Broadcasts should be previewed and approved before release.

https://nypost.com/2023/04/30/abc-airs-nyc-footage-with-twin-towers-during-knicks-heat-game/

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All stolen cars not involved in joy-rides are stripped or on a ship to everywhere within 24 hours.  Adams must be getting a commission from Apple.

https://nypost.com/2023/04/30/nyc-to-give-away-airtag-gps-devices-to-help-fight-big-apple-car-thefts/

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J.P. Morgan is probably more poorly run than First Republic.

https://redstate.com/joesquire/2023/05/01/feds-seize-first-republic-bank-in-second-biggest-bank-failure-in-u-s-history-jpmorgan-to-assume-control-n739546

Why not ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/larryoconnor/2023/05/01/bidens-backdoor-pardon-for-hunter-n2622637

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2023/05/01/bidens-attack-on-responsible-americans-is-here-n2622659

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Hunter and Joe make the Clintons look respectable.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/05/02/hunter-bidens-eye-opening-excuse-to-pay-less-for-his-child-involves-joe-n740258

Those silly Democrats.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/05/03/liberal-scotus-justice-caught-in-scandal-that-blows-up-recent-left-wing-attacks-n740977

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2023/05/02/the-inconvenient-truth-that-torpedoes-dems-scotus-sideshow-n2622717

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This is as bad as King Charles having his shoe laces ironed.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2023/04/30/chrissy-teigen-slammed-over-pre-whcd-video-showing-her-employees-holding-up-her-dress-train/

Even a KISS band member knows what science is and isn’t.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2023/05/01/kiss-rocker-paul-stanley-slams-child-sex-reassignment-surgery-sad-and-dangerous-fad/

Speed up the conservative opinions.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2023/05/01/liberal-americas-supreme-court-obsession-is-getting-weird-n2622673

FJB and Budweiser.

https://nypost.com/2023/05/01/bud-light-disables-comments-on-countrified-ad-in-wake-of-dylan-mulvaney-fiasco/

Boston Dynamic’s robo-dogs get a voice.  These robos won’t last a week, before they are robotnapped for big bucks.  If you want Yorkers to interact with them, they need to look like Norwegian Wharf Rats.  

https://nypost.com/2023/05/01/chatgpt-wired-into-boston-dynamics-robodogs-game-changer/

Sometimes you are at the wrong place at the wrong time.

https://nypost.com/2023/05/01/mom-stung-75-times-after-bees-swarm-family-during-photoshoot/

https://nypost.com/2023/05/02/florida-equestrian-hannah-serfass-fatally-crushed-by-horse/

As the world turns.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsmax-tv/grenell-carlson-fox/2023/04/29/id/1118000/

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Today is Cinco de Mayo day.  Here is the history.  In America it started as a day for bartenders to sell more liquor.

https://www.history.com/topics/holidays/cinco-de-mayo

This is much like your car doors or anything else, when the battery is dead.

https://babylonbee.com/news/major-security-breakthrough-in-star-wars-universe-with-invention-of-door-that-does-not-open-if-you-just-shoot-the-control-panel

https://www.kentucky.com/

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The Kentucky Derby is tomorrow ( Saturday ).  I hope the horses stay sober this year.  Maybe they have recovered from Cinco de Mayo.

This is a good Democrat.

https://babylonbee.com/news/montana-lawmaker-nails-audition-for-bud-light-spokesperson

https://www.newsmax.com/

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The Season Editor:  I thought the Master’s was Spring, LL ?

That Was Our April Spring Cat:  For May we have another event, the Kentucky Derby.  Here is some history.

https://www.kentuckyderby.com/history

Here are some interesting things.

https://www.courier-journal.com/entertainment/

Derby call to post.

The 2023 horses.  Horses may be scratched until post-time.

https://www.kentuckyderby.com/horses

Post positions.

https://sports.nbcsports.com/2023/05/01/kentucky-derby-2023-post-positions-odds/

Many fans pick their horse on the Jockey’s Silks–color of uniform.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1446088062/2023-ky-derby-large-prints-jockey-silks?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_e-art_and_collectibles-prints-digital_prints&utm_custom1=_k_CjwKCAjwxr2iBhBJEiwAdXECw7jvsNO-80hWoxmyDBVtV2x-kiwZpS78qfV46yDf5UCB5EoIdIk4hhoCVBUQAvD_BwE_k_&utm_content=go_304499915_22746212675_78727443155_pla-106555091555_c__1446088062_12768591&utm_custom2=304499915&gclid=CjwKCAjwxr2iBhBJEiwAdXECw7jvsNO-80hWoxmyDBVtV2x-kiwZpS78qfV46yDf5UCB5EoIdIk4hhoCVBUQAvD_BwE

This is Kentucky’s state song.  It was written when slavery was still legal.  That is sad and horrific, but history is like that.

https://songofamerica.net/song/my-old-kentucky-home/

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Enter your guess for the winner under Leave A Comment.  If you win you get a week in San Frandirty-o.

https://babylonbee.com/news/newlyweds-in-san-francisco-looking-for-nice-one-bedroom-zero-bath-starter-tent