THE SPHINX—ANIMALS

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Apparently the same extra-terrestrials that create crop circles had a surprise for one of the locations for King Charles’ coronation.

https://nypost.com/2023/05/04/giant-penis-mowed-into-lawn-at-king-charles-coronation-bash-site/

https://www.wonderopolis.org/wonder/what-are-crop-circles

She is unqualified.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2023/05/05/walensky-steps-down-n2622896

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March on the school board member’s homes every day, or elect new members.

https://nypost.com/2023/05/04/high-schooler-slams-california-school-district-over-trans-policy/

Like the dems love to say, ” it’s for the children “.

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San Fran has more store closings, because of crime and filth in the streets. You dems have it going.

https://nypost.com/2023/05/02/nordstrom-closing-2-san-francisco-stores-over-deteriorating-situation/

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Where do the dems find so many functionally illiterate people ?

https://redstate.com/streiff/2023/05/02/jennifer-granholms-pledge-to-convert-defense-vehicles-to-electric-is-a-clear-and-present-danger-to-national-security-n739613

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Glam Rockers unite to save the human race.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/05/02/left-wingers-seethe-in-anger-after-famous-glam-rockers-come-out-against-mutilating-kids-n739868

https://tolleystopics.files.wordpress.com/2023/02/5844.jpg

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I have lost all respect for medical doctors, go mutilate some children in the colored section.

https://sophiedaveyphoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/segregated.jpg

https://redstate.com/alexparker/2023/05/04/esteemed-medical-journal-prescribes-the-cure-for-americas-racism-segregation-n740997

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All government employees not qualified in The Constitution should be honorably discharged by the armed forces.

https://townhall.com/videos/2023/05/02/senator-kennedy-corners-democrat-witness-about-old-tweets-attacking-conservatives-justices-n8251

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Oklahoma is OK. Speaker McCarthy should not allow any schools receiving taxpayer money close down conservative views, stop the funding.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2023/05/03/oklahoma-takes-action-against-institutions-conspiring-with-biden-to-ban-fossil-fuels-n2622771

Anheuser-Busch is a monopoly, but governments let them continue to buy up smaller breweries and related products.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2023/05/03/conservatives-boycott-bud-light-but-what-about-these-other-anheuser-busch-brands-n2622778

This is funny, two disgraced liars.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2023/05/04/disgraced-fbi-agent-peter-strzok-dropped-this-line-to-defend-blinkens-hunter-biden-lie-n2622768

Las Vegas needs a steam-cleaning.

https://redstate.com/brutalbrittany/2023/05/03/calls-for-resignation-of-corrupt-clark-county-commissioner-justin-jones-continue-n740752

More Blinken problems.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/05/04/republicans-hone-in-on-blinken-and-wifes-contacts-with-hunter-biden-related-to-burisma/

Tell the trans-people to follow the rules or get out of here. Tell everyone, especially politicians.

https://nypost.com/2023/05/04/transgender-lifeguard-hopeful-rejected-for-exposing-breasts/

Randi is a toadie. I have about exhausted my comments on her.

https://redstate.com/freedom-foundation/2023/05/04/weingarten-called-out-for-perjury-during-house-oversight-hearing-n740617

Kelly has more Fox news.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/05/05/megyn-kelly-shares-the-shocking-data-behind-fox-news-collapse-n741574

I have almost reached my ignore the trans-people maximum limit. Here was the last serious load of trans-BS arriving in Sphinxland.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2023/05/05/popular-womens-brand-criticized-for-advertising-men-dancing-in-dresses-n2622905

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A little forethought goes a long way. You can have nice neighbors, with a little effort.

https://nypost.com/2023/04/14/new-parents-hilarious-gesture-to-neighbours-after-bringing-home-son/

https://www.theonion.com/man-delays-exit-from-burning-house-to-avoid-small-talk-1850313309

https://www.independent.co.uk/topic/serengeti

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Don’t let this happen to you.

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-post-office-fails-to-deliver-abortion-pill-on-time-and-now-theres-this-adorable-baby

California rocks. Gavin wants to be President.

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2023/04/17/mob-looters-hits-california-gas-station-food-alcohol-condoms/

https://www.oann.com/

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The Ceremonial Editor: Do we have a treat today, LL ?

Champion Cat: We do have a treat, especially for our loyal University of Georgia ( UGA ) readers. We have a secret video of the passing of The Collar from Uga X to Uga XI. Don’t confuse 11 with XI Jinping. Uga X was at the dog controls when Georgia won the most national titles–2.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/36197640/georgia-bulldogs-new-uga-mascot

UGA X was a great mascot. America could do worse than have a dog collar on her mascot, Joey Biden. One of his trainers could punch 99 when he wanders from the script.

https://nypost.com/video/tiktoker-tests-dogs-shock-collar-on-herself/

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/04/15/biden-returns-from-vacation-overseas-leaves-on-another-vacation-and-insults-his-interior-sec-n731980

Uga V had the most memorable mascot moment, trying to bite an Auburn football player.

https://www.espn.com/video/clip/_/id/16584533

Forget the Bud Horses, watch the Volkswagen equines.