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THE SPHINX—MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO

The Editor:   Is this a monkey special, LL ?

Baboon Cat:  It sure is, a troop of baboons, monkeys, or Congressmen is more dangerous than a pack of hyenas.  Here are some monkeys in Indonesia,  who know how Washington works.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2132748-monkey-mafia-steal-your-stuff-then-sell-it-back-for-a-cracker/

As a matter of fact  does this guy look like he stole his glasses ?

https://www.google.com/search?q=charles+schumer+photos&tbm=isch&imgil=9WPxuDePPU8PGM%253A%253BFAasv4l5AU0xjM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.gettyimages.com%25252Fphotos%25252Fcharles-schumer&source=iu&pf=m&fir=9WPxuDePPU8PGM%253A%252CFAasv4l5AU0xjM%252C_&usg=__dstLWgrLExspjLrCqyNEj5VKjtQ%3D&biw=1366&bih=604&ved=0ahUKEwjgrunbuo3UAhUI1oMKHeYOAsEQyjcIOA&ei=7BEoWeCIDIisjwTmnYiIDA#imgrc=yhupG29COOk1qM:

The more I think about it the more I think monkeys would govern us better than do-gooders.

http://www.theamericanmirror.com/nancy-pelosi-complains-trump-not-visiting-countries-alphabetical-order/

TE:  What is a do-gooder, baboon cat ?

Even God only wants 10 per-cent Cat:   It is a person who misuses the power of government to take your property, money, and liberty/freedom to give to other people.  They are usually rich, but want to keep their money.   Here is a perfect example, this joker censors Facebook blogs he doesn’t like.  He also wants Universal Basic Income, but doesn’t mention giving up his BILLIONS.

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/05/25/mark-zuckerberg-calls-for-universal-basic-income-at-harvard-speech.html

THE SPHINX—–THAT’S THE WAY IT IS

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A Republican wins Montana.  Maybe honest voters have woken up–at least he didn’t take the fifth, like half of O’s employees under investigation.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/25/politics/montana-special-election-results/

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The Editor:   Did you steal that title, LL ?

Plagiarism Cat:   I’m just borrowing it until I can speak human.   Here is a disturbing article about flying.  If these batteries are dangerous they should be banned.

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-39946462

Our off-white goofy eyed brothers have found a way to burn ice.  My human-aunt would have figured that out if she had more time.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4518426/Beijing-claims-landmark-success-mining-flammable-ice.html

A college in Quebec invented something constructive.

http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2017/05/18/Scientists-create-T-shirt-that-monitors-breathing-rates/5441495119914/?utm_source=fp&utm_campaign=ls&utm_medium=4

Harvard University used taxpayer money to prove that the media hates Trump, the people who voted for him, America, and hope for a free people.  

https://heatst.com/culture-wars/harvard-study-reveals-huge-extent-of-anti-trump-media-bias/

The Greatest Show on Earth can now officially move to DC.

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/greatest-show-earth-takes-final-bow-146-years-182813775.html

THE SPHINX—IMPORTANT MOMENTS IN FLIGHT

The Editor:  Is this about the Wright Brothers, LL ?

United Cat:   Them and a few other interesting people.  Here is One.

http://www.charleslindbergh.com/history/timeline.asp

Here is another.

http://www.upi.com/Top_News/2017/05/21/UPI-Almanac-for-Sunday-May-21-2017/1011493685918/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=4

Sadly, here is a pilot who can’t get out of his own way.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/passenger-jet-collides-truck-los-angeles-airport-injuring-004856800.html

California is bad news for planes and stupid pilots, not to mention professional news people.  This is one of my favorites, from my archives.

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Sounding Like My Ex-Wife

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Fred decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. “Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that we are married I think it’s time you quit golfing. Maybe you should sell your golf clubs.”

Fred gets this horrified look on his face. She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?”

”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

“Ex-wife!” she screams, “I didn’t know you were married before!”

“I wasn’t.”

Our Liberal Democrats will not be satisfied until OUR headlines read like this:

I would like for the judges who block every move that President Trump makes… to imagine pictures of their children and grandchildren  in these scenarios. Sadly, I really do not think they would have a problem with it…..I think they hate losing the election more than they love their own children.

-Sheila Tolley-

THE SPHINX–NEWS STUFF

News Cat:  Here are some news stories.   The seed vault,  to save seeds when the world ends,  needs some Mason-Jars or Tupperware.

http://www.upi.com/Science_News/2017/05/20/Arctic-doomsday-seed-vault-suffers-breach-from-permafrost-melt/7721495287446/?utm_source=fp&utm_campaign=ts&utm_medium=16

As always, give wild animals a wide berth.  They can mess up your day.

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/sea-lion-snags-unsuspecting-girl

Greece might be the birthplace of evolution-man.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/05/22/europe-birthplace-mankind-not-africa-scientists-find/

With the BILLIONS of dollars involved in the Olympics you would think the money grubbing crooks would give real gold, silver, and bronze medals.  Olympic medals are as worthless as O’s Nobel Peace Prize after three months in office—-JUNK  JUNK  JUNK.

https://www.rt.com/viral/389048-rio-olympic-medal-rust/

A complete insurance program would cost California a HALF A TRILLION DOLLARS A YEAR.

http://www.sacbee.com/news/politics-government/capitol-alert/article151960182.html

I guess that would include fast food employees who serve limp fries.

http://www.wtsp.com/news/weird/woman-maces-wendys-employees-over-stale-fries-police-say/441523603