Justify has a shot at the Triple Crown.


The Editor:  Isn’t that from a Clint Eastwood movie, LL ?

Justice Cat:  It sure is, here is a woman from Brazil protecting her family.  I can almost hear her ask if he feels lucky.

The Air Force is as incompetent as  armored car drivers.  Lately,  both have been leaving fortunes on the highway.

This contractor bribed the wrong inspector.

Starbucks has another racial slur mishap.


Image result for cartoon pic of Texas and guns

A young Texan boy grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6′ 2″,
strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap
tossed in the air at 40 paces.

When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed
of working: the West Texas Sheriff’s Department.
After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally
called him into his office for the young man’s last interview.

The Chief Deputy said, “You’re a big strong kid and you can really
shoot. So far, your qualifications all look good, but we have, what
you might call, an “Attitude Suitability Test”,that you must
take before you can be accepted. We just don’t let anyone carry our
badge, son.”

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the
Chief said, “Take this pistol and go out and shoot:

six illegal aliens,
six ambulance-chasing lawyers,
six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists,
six liberal Democrats,
and a rabbit.”

“Why the rabbit?” queried the applicant.

“You pass,” said the Chief Deputy. “When can you start?”




The  Editor:   Was the Superman series cursed, LL ?

Voodoo Cat:  If it wasn’t they missed a good chance.  The TV actor in the 1950’s had a mysterious death.

Christopher Reeves who played the movie Superman was paralyzed from a horse fall and later died.

Margot Kidder who played Lois Lane went missing and was found confused wandering in a Los Angeles neighborhood.


The Editor:   Is there hope somewhere in this rat hole, LL ?

That Is All Humans Have Cat:   There is, but it is tough to recognize.  Here are some almost extinct wolves that might be saved.

These Forest Elephants have a more bleak future.

Here is an unusual house.

Here is some hot real estate.

You can gamble on sports now.


The Editor:   What is going on, LL ?   What about the news ?

B Cat:  I’m tired of the regular news, it hasn’t changed in months.  Here are some B’s that our loyal readers should be aware of.  The first is one of the most famous B’s.  Shakespeare is second only to the Bible in wisdom.

Everyone has probably heard this one.  Be home by midnight, and be careful.

Bumble Bee has a crook for a CEO.

Here is a B that helps keep you safe.

This is the Sphinx’s pick for best Rock & Roll song of all time.


The Editor:  Is coffee a big deal, LL ?

Caffeine Cat:  It is, but I don’t need the stuff.   Here are some coffee shacks in the news.   Personally, any place that serves food/drink should have bathrooms open to everyone,  and songs without foul language and the n-word being played.

In Kansas it is now illegal to swap sex for a ” Get Out of Jail Free ” card.

Here is some vehicle news.