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THE SPHINX—-APRIL & HOLIDAYS

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https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/we-will-prevail-trump-campaign-releases-ad-with-democrats-praising-handling-of-coronavirus-pandemic

https://www.redstate.com/nick-arama/2020/03/29/watch-trump-just-eviscerates-cnn-for-misleading-americans-about-remarks-he-made-about-governors-showing-appreciation/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bethbaumann/2020/03/30/lefties-are-triggered-because-american-businesses-are-taking-part-in-the-coronavirus-briefings-n2566013

https://www.redstate.com/alexparker/2020/03/30/trump-coronavirus-press-conference-jim-acosta-snarky-question-upset-with-you/

https://www.redstate.com/

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The Editor:  Will you be an April Fool, LL ?

https://www.almanac.com/calendar/date/2020-04-01

Easter Cat:  I wouldn’t be a Democrat for one day or one hour.  Here are some April happenings.

https://www.wincalendar.com/Holiday-Calendar/April-2020

There are too many days to cover, so I am just showing Easter.

https://www.almanac.com/content/when-is-easter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flzIpwrih8Q&list=PL3930DBA3929A5221

TE:  Is it true that some states are hunting down people fleeing New York, EC ?

Fido Cat:  It appears to be true.  They are hunting them down like mad dogs or Norwegian Rats.  The head of Homeland Security advised citizens to take their car tags inside at night, to prevent theft.

https://www.usnews.com/news/us/articles/2020-03-28/rhode-island-door-knocks-in-search-of-fleeing-new-yorkers

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/cuomo-threatens-lawsuit-over-rhode-island-crackdown-on-virus-fleeing-new-yorkers

https://nypost.com/2020/03/29/florida-setting-up-checkpoints-for-new-yorkers-fleeing-coronavirus/

Here is what they look like.  Be careful, they are vicious when cornered or see a smile.

https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/giant-rat-killed-pitchfork-marcy-houses-believed-gambian-pouched-rat-article-1.946931

Here is what the city has become ( for loyal mature readers ).  Dan Crenshaw (R-TX) has been sent to rescue the city.

Mule Trading

 

Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100.

The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.

The next morning the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night.”

Curtis & Leroy replied, “Well, then just give us our money back.”

The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”

They said, “OK then, just bring us the dead mule.”

The farmer asked, “What in the world ya’ll gonna do with a dead mule?”

Curtis said, “We gonna raffle him off.”

The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead mule!”

Leroy said, “We shore can! Heck, we don’t hafta tell nobody he’s dead!”

A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked.

“What’d you fellers ever do with that dead mule?”

They said, “We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do.”

Leroy said, “Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998.”

The farmer said, “My Lord, didn’t anyone complain?” 

Curtis said, “Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back.”

Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.

 

 

SOWELL’ISMS

Mr. Sowell grew up in Harlem, served in the Marine Corps during Korean War…graduated Magna Cum Laude from Harvard, Masters from Columbia U…Economist, Social Theorist, Philosopher, Author…Senior Fellow. Hoover Institution, Stanford University…National Humanities Medal… Francis Boyer Award…    
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