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THE SPHINX—NEWS UPDATES

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Every Governor should do this.  Take it to the Supremes.

https://governor.sc.gov/news/2021-04/gov-henry-mcmaster-issues-executive-order-preventing-placement-unaccompanied-minors

This is a great idea.  The R’s should double the dems high figure and add our Latinos.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2021/04/15/brace-yourselves-black-reparations-is-about-to-be-a-debate-topic-on-the-hill-n2587969

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Joe has an invitation.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2021/04/14/we-now-have-a-date-for-when-biden-will-address-joint-session-of-congress-n2587899

This is why Kamala has disappeared.

https://tolleystopics.com/2021/04/14/i-hope-you-will-watch-this-3-minute-video/

https://thefederalist.com/

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Pigleosi is practicing for her upcoming retirement.  This is how to control government contracts when you are out of the loop.

https://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/watch-monkey-plays-pong-with-mind/

The Supremes correct Nancy’s nephew again.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2021/04/13/gov-newsom-cant-win-in-court-n2587817

https://www.oann.com/

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Your Real News Editor:   What’s new, LL ?

It’s Dangerous Out There Cat:   It is dangerous out here, but some states are returning your God Given Rights.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/04/09/exclusive-kobach-the-kansas-legislature-votes-to-reduce-the-age-for-concealed-carry/

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/guns-tennessee/2021/04/08/id/1016890/

News from the Bee.

https://babylonbee.com/news/am-i-being-detained-shouts-libertarian-toddler-as-hes-carried-off-to-bed

This might be my next to last article on Hunter.  There is nothing there.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2021/04/14/hunter-biden-completely-loses-his-mind-in-ironic-attack-on-trump-children-n360711

A repeat for the sanctuary states and cities.

https://redstate.com/wag/2020/09/03/we-get-what-we-deserve-n253403

The continuing Portland, and new Minnesota RIOTS call for another repeat.

https://redstate.com/wag/2020/10/26/the-parable-of-the-good-conservative-n266691

Burn it down.  The sanctuary places are getting like the ISIS killers were under Obama, pretty soon people ignore the cutting off of heads and other things.  Chicago and their killing of Blacks is an example.  They stopped reporting it.  It isn’t news anymore.

https://www.breitbart.com/law-and-order/2021/04/14/protesters-build-embattlements-carry-improved-shields-during-seige-of-minnesota-police-hq/

Egypt wants their money ( reparations ).

https://nypost.com/2021/04/13/suez-canal-egypt-seizes-ever-given-demands-900m-payment/

DeSantis puts up some new signs.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/04/12/exclusive-gov-ron-desantis-hangs-florida-uses-e-verify-signs-on-all-highways-into-sunshine-state/

Almost everything you buy will increase.  Then the rising inflation will add another cost.  Do you believe Joe and Psaki ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2021/04/14/white-house-denies-tax-hikes-will-increase-utility-bills-n2587864

I don’t know if this is Taylor’s new or old version.

https://nypost.com/2021/04/02/taylor-swift-unhappiest-with-blue-eyed-men-astrophysicists/

 

Favorite Movie Quotes

“What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.” Cool Hand Luke, 1967

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning.” Apocalypse Now, 1979

“Love means never having to say you’re sorry.” Love Story, 1970
Fun fact: Two years later Ryan O’Neal will hear this line again in the film What’s Up Doc when Barbara Streisand says it to his character and respond, “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.”

“The stuff that dreams are made of.” The Maltese Falcon, 1941

“E.T. phone home.” E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, 1982

 

Top 8 Idiots Of The Year!

 

1. AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence.

 

 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in  Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home.  After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, ‘Please come out and give yourself up.’

 

 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B?  An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.

  

4. THE GETAWAY!  A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer.  Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.

  

  5. DID I SAY THAT?  Police in  Los Angeles  had good luck with a robbery
suspect who just couldn’t control himself during a lineup.  When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words:  ‘Give me all your money or I’ll shoot’, the man shouted, ‘that’s not what I said!’

 

6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING?  A man spoke frantically into the phone: ‘My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart’.  ‘Is this her first child?’ the doctor asked.  ‘No!’ the man shouted, ‘This is her  husband!’

   

7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!  In  Modesto, CA,  Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon.  King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun.  Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.  (hellooooooo…!!!)

 

8. THE GRAND FINALE!  Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of  Bakersfield, CA,  some folks, new to boating, were having a problem.  No matter how hard they tried, they couldn’t get their brand new 22 foot boat, going.  It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied.  After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong.  A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition.  The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch.  So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.  Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer!

 

Now remember, these are all true stories and these people vote and most have children!

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THE SPHINX—NOT SO FAST

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Check your local weather.

https://weather.com/news/weather/video/coastal-low-to-bring-wind-cold-and-snow

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Maybe this is why Daunte didn’t want to be questioned.

https://nypost.com/2021/04/13/daunte-wright-was-facing-attempted-robbery-case-when-killed-by-cop/

https://nypost.com/2021/04/13/over-400k-raised-for-family-of-shooting-victim-daunte-wright/

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This has a certain sense of planning.  Kamala gets federal civilian employees to work the Border Patrol jobs, that frees up the Border Patrol to go to Guatemala and stop the illegals in their own country.  Everyone knows the Drug Cartel members and MS 13 gang killers have more members in America than Central America.  The Border Patrol are safer in Central America.  Don’t forget Cujo, arf, arf.

https://www.fedsmith.com/2021/04/12/efforts-growing-to-recruit-federal-employees-to-work-at-southern-border/

https://www.breitbart.com/border/2021/04/13/exclusive-u-s-border-patrol-will-deploy-to-mexico-guatemala-bo

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Women should be aware of vaccine side effects.

https://nypost.com/2021/04/13/covid-19-vaccine-can-impact-mammogram-with-false-positive/

A new controversy.

https://nypost.com/2021/04/13/wyatt-pike-quits-american-idol-after-making-top-12/

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Trump is still on the job.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/trump-2024-republicans-president/2021/04/10/id/1017105/

Are you sensitive ?

https://redstate.com/wag/2020/01/24/sensitivity-training-101-n126527

I hope this guy get 10 million for damages.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2021/04/13/brooklyn-center-city-manager-fired-n2587821

https://redstate.com/

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No world power depends on imports for vital products.  China owns our government.  Our businesses sold us out.

https://www.newsmax.com/politics/chips/2021/04/09/id/1017052/

https://thefederalist.com/

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Oz Editor:  Is that title from the Wizard Of Oz, LL ?

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/5f90d7e1-c54a-48d3-bd3f-f0d770b1c7b9

Spanish Cat:  It is, but I’m talking about fast food.  It isn’t fast anymore.  If the stores get much more dangerous Nancy will put one of those fences/walls that don’t work around them. Amigo is learning Spanish from the directional or caution signs.

https://nypost.com/2021/04/08/video-shows-bronx-popeyes-customers-bashing-man-with-sign/

On this video he learned ” careful wet floor “.

https://www.amazon.com/Two-Sided-Caution-English-Signs-Tezzorio/dp/B07G5N23MG

Here is another not-so-fast-food stop.  Amigo learned some sign language on this one.  The employee signs you can’t use two coupons, then signs—when I count to dos I’m climbing out this window and beat your culo.

https://nypost.com/video/drive-thru-customer-attacked-by-employee-over-discount/

Pretty soon he will be able to communicate as well as Biden or Helen Keller.

This is still our all time most requested fast-food video.  The guy with the rebar was found innocent.  The two women were trying to pass counterfeit money.  Usually no good comes from that.

We need Russian women to train our service workers.  A better idea would be to put this woman in charge of Nancy.

Here are Nancy, Pocahontas, and AOC trying to see if all the votes were counted.

https://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/video-troop-of-monkeys-seen-roaming-around-cemetery-in-cincinnati/

The Constitution has finally had enough abuse.

https://babylonbee.com/news/constitution-comes-forward-to-accuse-joe-biden-of-assault

Biden’s Cujo dog hasn’t been in the news for a while, I sure hope he is OK.

https://nypost.com/2021/04/10/five-dog-tags-found-in-belly-of-south-carolina-monster-gator/

Alligators and dinosaurs have the same ancestors.  They are like democrats and monkeys. Few men could survive back then.

https://adventuredinosaurs.com/2020/08/02/are-alligators-related-to-dinosaurs/