The Editor: Are there interesting news items, Lois ?
News Bulletin Cat: There sure are, I’m busier than a slut on a Secret Service assignment. Here is the first item, a small radiation leak. It isn’t enough to harm anyone, that’s why it is buried a half-mile deep.
Here is another interesting item. WITH 20 MILLION ILLEGALS IN AMERICA, BUSINESS WANTS MORE, AS SOMEONE SAID FOLLOW THE MONEY–TO YOUR ELECTED CROOK.
The Editor: Where will all the banana people move to, Lois ?
NBC: Guess. It’s not like ” the olden days. “