“Being at the right place at the right time is important. I recently read a quote attributed to a Cherokee Chief:
“The success of a rain dance depends a lot on timing.”
Yes indeed! Timing is critical.

-Sheila Tolley-

A Final Summary Of The Medical Responses to the COVID Shutdown:

Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

Gastroenterologists  had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.

Obstetricians felt certain everyone was labouring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Many Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while Pediatricians said: “Oh, grow up!”

Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and Pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.

Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would: “Put a whole new face on the matter.”

Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in politics.

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“This is a beautiful song…but I will be honest with you. If I found the Fountain Of Youth that Alan speaks of,  I would drink it dry and WALLOW in the dirt at the bottom.”
-Sheila Tolley-

Please, Please put Grandpa in Hospice. We do not have the money to buy more wheel chairs for Senators. We are to the point of negotiating a loan from Russia in order to continue funding Ukraine….to continue their war with Russia.
-Sheila Tolley-

 

Please ask for a Semi-Private room at Hospice for Grandpa. McConnell will be moving in shortly. They can share their childhood memories about the Civil War.
-Sheila Tolley-

 

Just reserve the whole Damn Hospice Center. Remember, when Pelosi got down on her knees in her Kente scarf to worship George Floyd in 2020, she could not stand back up without help. Then along comes Feinstein and Fetterman. One can’t walk, the other can’t talk. All these people, including & especially  PINO Biden are  Over-Qualified for the lead role in Week-End At Bernie’s.
-Sheila Tolley-

When I saw this MEME…I could not help myself.
I think it also deserves to be a
MEME Of The Day.
-Sheila Tolley-