“This is a beautiful song…but I will be honest with you. If I found the Fountain Of Youth that Alan speaks of, I would drink it dry and WALLOW in the dirt at the bottom.” -Sheila Tolley-
Please, Please put Grandpa in Hospice. We do not have the money to buy more wheel chairs for Senators. We are to the point of negotiating a loan from Russia in order to continue funding Ukraine….to continue their war with Russia. -Sheila Tolley-
Please ask for a Semi-Private room at Hospice for Grandpa. McConnell will be moving in shortly. They can share their childhood memories about the Civil War. -Sheila Tolley-
Just reserve the whole Damn Hospice Center. Remember, when Pelosi got down on her knees in her Kente scarf to worship George Floyd in 2020, she could not stand back up without help. Then along comes Feinstein and Fetterman. One can’t walk, the other can’t talk. All these people, including & especially PINO Biden are Over-Qualified for the lead role in Week-End At Bernie’s. -Sheila Tolley-
Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh.
He inquired, — “Where have you been?”
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,—- “Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made”
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, —- “What is it?”
“It’s a planet,” — replied God, — and I’ve put life on it. I’m going to call it Earth and it’s going to be a place to test ‘Balance.'”
“Balance?” — inquired Michael, —- “I’m still confused.”
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth…
“For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor… Over here I’ve placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things…”
God continued pointing to different countries… “This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.”
The Archangel, impressed by God’s work, then pointed to a land area and said, “What’s that one?”
“That’s Florida, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful trees and gardens, it’s surrounded by water, and days filled with sunshine. The people from Florida are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world.
They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things.”
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, “But what about balance, God? You said there would be ‘balance.'”
God smiled an all-knowing smile…
“I will create California…Wait till you see the idiots I’ll put there!
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