THE SPHINX—ANTIQUITY

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The Cowboys and Raiders have a rumble.

https://nypost.com/2021/11/26/raiders-cowboys-game-turns-violent-with-bloody-brawl-postgame-punches/

The NBA hero and new American citizen changes his name.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/landonmion/2021/11/28/enes-kanter-to-change-last-name-to-freedom-as-he-becomes-us-citizen-n2599748

https://thefederalist.com/

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Take your best shot.  Nancy had this treatment.

https://nypost.com/2021/11/26/womans-makeovers-spark-tiktok-debate-cant-be-the-same-person/

Speaking of shots, you can trust people who want your guns.

https://babylonbee.com/news/top-8-reasons-you-absolutely-dont-need-a-gun

https://redstate.com/

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The Old Editor:  For our Oregon readers, what is antiquity, LL ?

https://www.usnews.com/news/politics/articles/2021-08-13/new-oregon-law-suspends-graduation-testing-requirement

The Avenue Cat:  Antiquity is usually something before the Middle Age. Egypt is hard at work reopening their history.  We should send some Democrats over, and they would stop that heresy.

https://www.britannica.com/event/Middle-Ages

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/egypt-ancient-avenue-sphinxes-luxor-karnak-ceremony-opet-parade-route/

The Romans were the best.

https://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/money-and-power/a35800671/caligula-museum-horti-lamiani-rome/

https://nypost.com/2021/11/22/2000-year-old-roman-artifact-accidentally-used-as-coffee-table/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNRvz5O9l2s

The French Wokers are trying to turn Notre Dame Cathedral into Disney Wokerland.  The Pope is a Communist and doesn’t care.  He might want to add a Planned Parenthood Clinic.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10246695/Notre-Dame-turned-woke-theme-park.html

The Ancients invented the Zodiac.

https://nypost.com/2021/11/26/zodiac-killer-gary-francis-poste-led-posse-of-assassins/

Joseph’s story is from antiquity.  Forgive the dems after they die.

https://redstate.com/wag/2020/07/05/chip-chip-preaches-about-joseph-n245220

The French might be too late to save their culture.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2021/11/28/half-of-french-believe-in-demographic-shift-great-replacement-theory/

In 732 AD, the Franks defeated the Muslims at the battle of Tours/Poitiers. The Muslims left Europe, not to return until war criminals Bush 43 and Obama opened the refugee door.

https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/battle-of-tours

Which anthem is in store for the French ?

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THE SPHINX—ALMOST NEWSWORTHY

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It’s an overreaction.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2021/12/01/south-african-doctor-blasts-overreaction-to-new-virus-variant-n2599904

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If the Republicans get a HOR majority we need someone as amoral, slimy, deceitful, and unscrupulous as Pigwoman.  I want some investigations and an impeachment for not upholding the Constitution.  I want a SOB like Schumer or Joe, someone who will abandon a grandchild.

https://redstate.com/streiff/2021/11/27/lauren-boebert-folds-like-a-cheap-suit-over-her-ilhan-omar-joke-and-is-about-to-learn-a-painful-lesson-about-apologizing-to-radical-dems-n482277

The Democratic National Committee gets a big refund.  My Pillow man wants the new contract.

https://www.theonion.com/serta-recalls-200-000-mercy-killing-pillows-1848103355

https://www.nationalreview.com/

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https://www.goodto.com/royal-news/could-kate-middleton-become-queen-before-camilla-parker-bowles-and-will-camilla-be-queen-at-all-567314

https://redstate.com/

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The Junior Editor:  What are some of your items today, LL ?

The Improved Light News Cat:  I have a peck of goodies.  The first is that Trump is the party leader.  Take this with a grain of Karl Marx, it’s from CNN.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/24/politics/kevin-mccarthy-speakership-race/index.html

I hope MGM loses 200 million.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2021/11/25/nolte-woke-no-time-to-die-could-lose-100-million/

Israel discovers radiation that will kill COVID.  They might test it on dems.

https://www.jpost.com/health-and-wellness/coronavirus/special-radiation-can-kill-covid-19-and-polio-virus-israeli-study-shows-686981

California is run by monkeys.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/california-utility-starts-cutting-power-204632483.html

This is not hard to believe, he must shop at Walmart.  The Republicans should hire him to go to Democratic cities and vote.

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-born-with-incredible-superpower-of-picking-slowest-grocery-store-line-100-of-the-time

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THE SPHINX—ANIMALS

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What morons in government would buy oil that American refiners won’t touch.  It goes to Joe’s buddies in China & India.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2021/11/30/large-portion-of-oil-tapped-from-strategic-reserves-by-biden-will-go-to-china-india-n2599696

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Canada opens strategic reserve–of Maple Syrup.  IHOP stock rises 4 points.

https://nypost.com/2021/11/26/canada-releases-50-million-pounds-from-maple-syrup-stockpile/

The Weekly Bee.

https://babylonbee.com/podcast/basic/268

Chicago sounds safer.

https://dnyuz.com/2021/11/22/taxi-to-the-airport-by-air-please/

Jussie gets justice.

https://www.westernjournal.com/three-years-delay-jussie-smollett-set-face-criminal-charges/

https://www.nationalreview.com/

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This is obscene.  America needs to crash.

https://nypost.com/2021/11/27/white-house-christmas-tree-lighting-will-cost-139000-report/

https://redstate.com/

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The Fauna Editor:  This is an animal that was shunned by society until recently.  Now they are in the open, teaching 5 year old children about anal sex and masturbation.  Their habitat includes anywhere children are located.  Their major supporters are Liberal Democrat child molesters of like mind.  Two important groups are Union School Teachers and College Professors.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fauna

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2021/11/17/utter-decay-college-professors-new-term-for-pedophiles-is-peak-woke-insanity-n2599200

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/11/25/watch-university-students-learn-black-friday-has-nothing-to-do-with-race-so-no-longer-problematic/

Colorado doesn’t want to offend sex criminals.  Rioters and arsonist are peaceful protesters–ask CNN & NBC.

https://denver.cbslocal.com/2021/11/19/sex-offender-negative-label/

These are winning animal photos.

https://nypost.com/2021/11/18/comedy-wildlife-photography-awards-2021-here-are-the-winners/

Here is a Snow Leopard ( almost ).

https://nypost.com/2021/11/19/snow-leopard-perfectly-camouflaged-in-mountain-terrain-baffles-the-internet/

The Leopard should remind our loyal readers that once you see the Liberal Radical Democrats you should be able to point them out to others.

Our animal in chief has a problem.  This girl is wise to him.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2021/11/21/watch-little-girl-is-having-none-of-joe-bidens-creepiness-n479388

A lot of life happens at night.  Wouldn’t it be nice to have night photos of politicians in D.C. ?

https://www.flights10.com/worldwide/photos-trail-cams-juliett?utm_source=outbrainjk&utm_campaign=fl-trailcam-des-us-yy-18111d&utm_term=NYPost.com&utm_medium=0075d60cafad1ebcda9dbbeaf1e2f6e4a3&utm_bid=0.078&dicbo=v1-b8682f5d0a491802450fda1ce149e037-00d9192092b36a8cec249ee215dd89b6b6-gizdgmlbgvswiljzge4dcljugi3gkljymjqtaljsgq2tcmtdgy2wemzvha

Salmon says we like oxy.

https://www.theonion.com/fish-way-too-high-on-oxycontin-runoff-to-give-a-shit-ab-1848104759

This is for the American hating groups and individuals–especially politicians.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2021/11/21/kid-rock-roasts-offended-millennials-in-anti-woke-anthem-dont-tell-me-how-to-live/

 

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