Patriot Post Memes

Fun Facts: Funny Part 3

President Calvin Coolidge had a pet raccoon named Rebecca. She was originally supposed to be eaten at their 1926 White House Thanksgiving dinner, but the Coolidge family found her to be friendly and docile and decided to keep her as a pet instead.

One of the richest men of all time, J. Paul Getty, an oil and gas tycoon, had a pay phone installed in his house after visitors racked up his phone bill.

The Moomin House Cafe in Bunkyo, Tokyo offers coffee, treats, and the companionship of an enormous stuffed animal. They will actually seat you with a stuffed animal so that you do not have to dine alone.

Napoleon once removed the Mona Lisa from the Louvre so he could hang it on his bedroom wall.

“Hatebeak” is a black metal band whose lead singer is a parrot.

 

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

The older you get, the better you get,
unless you’re a banana.
Betty White

THE SPHINX—SPORTS

Another Los Angeles fire emergency.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/06/21/los-angeles-is-burning-again-and-the-karen-bass-and-gavin-newsom-are-nowhere-to-be-found-n2203578

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A good quote.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/06/21/the-reactions-to-this-trump-podcast-quote-have-been-absolutely-hilarious-n2678055

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Visitor Freddy continues his trip.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/06/19/world-cup-freddy-meets-ella-langley-n2203507

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They not only neglect but also harm girls and women.   Why don’t the women march on Democrat office holders?

https://nypost.com/2026/06/18/world-news/progressives-continue-to-let-women-down-with-victim-hierarchy/

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The U.K. does something right, if it is enforced.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/06/17/jeremy-allen-white-praises-u-k-banning-social-media-for-kids-under-16/

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One party rule is made for corruption.

https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/2026/06/17/how-deep-are-the-newsoms-in-it-this-deep-n4954052

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Maybe they need some direction or discipline.   In the last few years they gathered to take over and loot convenience stores.

https://hotair.com/headlines/2026/06/17/dc-escalating-response-to-teen-takeover-chaos-n3816033

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This is what liberals want.   America is the big prize.

https://pjmedia.com/kevindowneyjr/2026/06/17/new-inquiry-reveals-the-terrifying-truth-of-muslim-atrocities-against-uk-girls-and-women-n4954076#google_vignette

Algae is like Democrat Slime, it takes constant cleaning.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/06/18/no-way-cnn-did-this-regarding-the-algae-in-the-reflecting-pool-n2677920

Trump invokes Defense Production Act.

https://www.newsmax.com/us/trump-defense-production-act-munitions/2026/06/17/id/1259968/

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Some history.

https://pjmedia.com/david-barrow/2026/06/17/myles-standish-the-mercenary-who-saved-the-pilgrims-n4954065

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Some people don’ think.   There are exceptions, ask convicted Judge Duggan.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/19/us-news/mississippi-man-fired-after-calling-cops-on-dad-who-took-daughters-into-womens-restroom/

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The Sports Editor:   Is anything important happening, LL ?

The Mouse Whisperer Cat:    Nothing worth mentioning, but I have space to fill.

Some people think everything is politics.

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2026/06/08/nba-commish-sets-record-straight-on-trump-n2203169

Will Charlie Woods be a caddie at Shinnecock.

https://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/49004782/miles-russell-billy-horschel-us-open-qualifiers

It fits in with the corrupt American society.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/49003512/coaches-ads-disgusted-stunned-brendan-sorsby-ruling

Watch them on your phone.

https://theonion.com/doctors-warn-air-fryers-not-a-substitute-for-human-companionship/

https://www.washingtontimes.com/

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They are still trying to settle gold claims from 1849.

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-reminds-voters-there-are-just-30-days-left-to-vote-in-last-tuesdays-election

https://townhall.com/

Bible Verse

MEMES

Monday Morning Meme Madness

https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2026/06/22/monday-morning-meme-madness-n2429304

ON MY SOAPBOX…Hell..Hell..Hell..

I have discovered that as I age in years, I wonder about different subjects? Have you discovered that same phenomenon?

For example, after living 75 years, all of a sudden…I wonder why the phrase…Hell in a Hand Basket was created ? My queries are always fun, whether I believe them or not. I can remember from my childhood that people would say, “He/She is going to Hell in a Hand Basket.”

Now, I ask myself? How does a person fit into a Hand Basket? Why would they crawl into a Hand Basket? Why would they choose HELL as their destination?

I conversed with The  GOOGL God and  He/She/It  said that the phrase was originally: Going to Heaven in a Hand Basket. This implied that the person lived such a good Christian life that they would be delivered  to Heaven with tender loving care.

At this point, I should have quit reading, I did not.

Then, after some war, someone wrote on a cave wall or found a typewriter and changed the phrase from Heaven in a Hand Basket to Hell in a Hand Basket.

So here we are. I have Hell quotes from “Hell and Back” for you.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here. -Shakespeare-

Go to Heaven for the climate and Hell for the company. -Mark Twain-

If you’re going through Hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill-

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. -William Congreve-

I don’t like to commit myself about Heaven and Hell. You see, I have friends in both places. -Mark Twain-

What if you are in Hell and you are mad at someone? Where do you tell them to go? -Anonymous-

You may all go to Hell and I will go to Texas. -Davy Crockett-

After all those HELLISH quotes, what can I possibly say that would end on a positive note?

Oh, I know…With all the Devilment going on in the world today, Maybe Hell will soon be full and Satan will be forced to put up this sign:

Hell is forever… and now full.
No Vacancies! 

(Everyone be nice now, we don’t want Old Satan to have a reason to increase the size of Hell.)

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

At a job interview, tell them you are willing to give 110%. Unless the job is a statistician.
Adam Gropman

Fun Facts: Funny Part 2

In the 1940’s, there was a remote control for the Garod TV set that was attached to the set with a twenty-foot cable.

Snow monkeys in Japan entertain themselves by making snowballs.

The Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation introduced the toasted selfie. All you have to do is send the company a selfie and they’ll print it for you on a selfie toast-producing gadget in just ten days.

Back in the 1920’s, there were beach police who actually went around measuring women’s swimsuit lengths to insure that no one was wearing a swimsuit with a questionable length. If a woman was found violating the code, they would be forced to cover up or be sent home. In some cases, they were arrested. 

Oklahoma man Paul Phillips loves fishing so much that he dug his own pond and then built a house over it. There’s a trap door in his living room that he can fish from whenever he wants.