Tolley’s Topics Wishes A Happy Halloween To All You Little Monsters In Readerland

This is such a clever idea of Image Editing!

A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house’s doorbell and the door was opened by a lady.

“Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?” she asked.

The boy replied, “Under my buckin’ hat.”

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Watch your family & friends at Halloween and Thanksgiving.

https://babylonbee.com/news/pumpkin-spice-addiction-know-the-signs

Treats, treats.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2022/10/13/can-you-guess-your-states-favorite-halloween-candy-n2614488

https://www.berlin.de/en/news/

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I believe.

https://www.theonion.com/so-called-self-made-billionaires-who-actually-grew-up-1849639947

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Spooky Editor:  What can you tell us about Halloween, LL ?

The Part Black Cat:  It goes back to the ancient ones.  Here is a brief history.

https://www.almanac.com/origins-halloween-traditions

Cats were on easy street for a while.

https://modkat.com/blogs/modkat-purrr/how-cats-got-linked-with-halloween

This is about the witch in the Wizard of Oz.

https://narratively.com/the-curse-of-playing-the-wicked-witch-of-the-west/

https://oz.fandom.com/wiki/Margaret_Hamilton

Here is a TV witch.  Who knows how much of the Daily Mail article is true ?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2237493/Tell-book-reveals-details-Bewitched-star-Elizabeth-Montgomerys-life.html

Today’s Powerball will be worth over 1 BILLION.

http://powerball.com/

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Memes.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2022/10/26/and-now-for-some-spooky-fun-hysterical-halloween-costume-memes-take-over-twitter-n649567

Some pumpkin art.

https://nypost.com/2022/10/22/best-jack-o-lantern-designs-of-the-halloween-season-photos/#1

For Halloween and Thanksgiving.

https://babylonbee.com/news/pumpkin-spice-addiction-know-the-signs

Check their ” Biden Candy Treat “.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2022/10/07/senate-republicans-warn-parents-of-halloween-rainbow-fentanyl-n2614105

Try to work things out–like Congress.

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-sentences-husband-to-visiting-pumpkin-patch-every-year-for-rest-of-his-life

The White House is prepared.

https://babylonbee.com/news/frightening-new-white-house-halloween-decorations-to-include-lifelike-old-zombie

The Oz Wicked Witch role wasn’t all bat wings and eyes of newt.

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/the-curse-of-playing-the-wicked-witch-of-the-west?utm_source=pocket-newtab

 💮 Law of equality :

 The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says ‘I’ll call u in 5 min!

  💮 Law of Queue:

 If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

 💮 Law of Telephone:

 When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.😅

 💮 Law of Mechanical Repair:

 After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

 💮 Law of the Workshop:

 Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.😐

 💮Bath Theorem:

 When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

 💮 Law of Encounters:

 The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

 💮 Law of the Result:

 When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

 💮 Law of Bio mechanics:

 The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

 💮 Theater Rule:

 People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last. 😅

 💮 Law of Coffee:

 As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will

 last until the coffee is cold. 😩

 💮 Law of Proposal :

 After u accept a proposal you will get a better one…😜