Month: November 2022
The Lone Ranger Rides Again
For most of the 1960s, Glen Campbell’s brilliant guitar playing was known only by a select few top recording studios and artists. Long before Glen became known nationally as an outstanding vocalist, actor, and TV personality, he was one of the most in-demand recording studio guitarists in the world. He could have earned a 7-figure annual income as a high-end, asked-for studio guitarist for years on end if that had been all he cared to do.
How good was he? The Lone Ranger knows! You will enjoy. Look at this video, one you may have never seen before. “Hi Yo, Silver, Away!” It doesn’t get much better than this. “The William Tell Overture” by Giaochino Rossini. Many of us grew up watching the Lone Ranger and Tonto on black and white television.
Years later, many of us watched the Glen Campbell show on TV as well. This video is a clip of a younger Glen Campbell playing the William Tell Overture (with symphony orchestra) and dedicating it to Clayton Moore, who played the Lone Ranger and Jay Silverheels, who played Tonto.
You may never have seen Glen play like this before. This is world-class guitar playing and Campbell makes it look easy; note he is playing a 12 string! The sounds of Glen Campbell on guitar and the symphony orchestra playing Rossini’s “William Tell Overture” will take you back to those golden days of yesteryear, when the strains of Rossini’s masterpiece coming over the radio meant the Lone Ranger show was about to begin.
Those were the days, my friend….
The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
If you don’t have a sense of humor you probably don’t have any sense at all.
Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent job.
No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a car.
There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 a.m. for example, it could be the right number.
No one ever says “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.
I’ve reached the age where ‘happy hour’ is a nap.
Be careful about reading the fine print there’s no way you’re going to like it.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
Do you realize that, in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
Money can’t buy happiness but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a VW.
After 60, if you don’t wake up aching in every joint, you’re probably dead.
Always be yourself because the people that matter don’t mind and the ones that mind don’t matter.
Life isn’t tied with a bow but it’s still a gift.
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.
There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
“Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?”
“Negative, ma’am. Just serious by nature.”
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, “It looks like you have seen a lot of action.”
“Yes, ma’am, a lot of action.”
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, “You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself.”
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, “You know, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?”
“Well, there you are. No wonder you’re so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to “relax” him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, “Wow, you sure didn’t forget much since 1955.”
The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, “I hope not; it’s only 2130 now.”
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Who Shook The Jar?
THE SPHINX—DANCING AND MUSIC
This is one reason The Sphinx doesn’t recommend wall-to-wall carpet. You can never clean it.
Raphael is no Angel.
The Rhythm Editor: What’s going on in music, LL ?
The Beat Cat: Every creature on Earth reacts to music or vibrations. You would think that rats moving their heads was a great discovery.
Look at these creatures.
Hillgal forgot her Kente Cloth.
Big Booty AOC has the rhythm.
Joey loses a drag queen. They can get a job teaching children.
Joey lied about the RR deal, until the midterms were over.
A Hawaiian volcano erupts. I hope Senator Maize is safe.
Musk is stirring up so much hate, he might replace Trump as a front runner. Release the decision Twitter officers made to censor the Hunter Files.
He could make his own phone.
Musk defends free speech, and makes it fun again.
I know Fauci and the Dems lied about Wuhan, and many treatments that were effective.
Fired Twitter employees might find it difficult to get new jobs, CNN & MSNBC are at full employment. Maybe Disney, if you have child exploitation experience.
Who knew ? There is a Black Twitter.
Who makes the schedule for unimportant people getting time in the press ? Jane Fonda, Vindman, Howard Stern, Robert De Niro, anyone on The View, Joyless Reid, and many more. There must be a scrap heap or junk yard where these POS are recycled.
Turn in your Tesla.
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