So Disgusting!

Who Knew?

Tuesday Chuckles

 

Tuesday’s Snow People

Tuesday Smiles….

THE SPHINX—ANIMALS

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Ivan explains why he wouldn’t wear a homosexual jersey at the NHL game.

https://babylonbee.com/news/nhl-player-says-if-he-wanted-to-support-gay-agenda-hed-be-playing-soccer

Ivan also said that carrying the “Pigskin” would be better than soccer.

https://biggameusa.com/blog/about-the-gridiron/pigskin-football-history.html

https://www.thecitizen.co.tz/tanzania/zanzibar

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This might be why, in days gone by, husbands would go out for milk or a pack of cigarettes and never be heard from again.

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-asks-husband-to-stop-at-store-real-quick-and-buy-a-couple-thousand-items

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Fauna Editor:  What is new, LL ?

The Safe Cat:  It is bad news for some animals.

Many people don’t like sharks.  Killer whales don’t either.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/20/the-creature-that-has-great-white-sharks-quaking-with-fear/

I guess Colorado only relocates illegal immigrants.  It’s sad.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/20/ex-nfler-derek-wolfe-kills-massive-mountain-lion/

Polar Bears get hungry.  It’s sad.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/20/alaska-mom-summer-myomick-1-year-old-son-dead-after-polar-bear-mauls-them/

Nancy Pigleosi finds a misplaced Colony of Nuns in her search for someone to give her Catholic Communion.  Her Priest said she was still going to Hell.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/satellite-mapping-emperor-penguins/2023/01/20/id/1105234/

A local hero.

https://www.newsmax.com/thewire/farmer-pharmacy-donate/2023/01/20/id/1105276/

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Rats are leaving the sinking S.S. Biden.  The only thing keeping it afloat is a media that has begun to turn on Joey.

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/01/21/ron-klain-chief-of-staff-biden-00078886

Willard even looks like a young Biden.  Hit the road Joey.

Check your weather forecast.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/29/dangerous-arctic-blast-ushering-coldest-air-of-2023-across-northern-us/

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We have a new champion.

https://www.espn.com/olympics/figureskating/story/_/id/35541840/isabeau-levito-wins-first-us-women-figure-skating-title

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPwnLimUV-k

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Here are the Super Bowl teams.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35552847/chiefs-eagles-super-bowl-2023-predictions-picks-odds-questions-stats-key-matchups-quarterbacks

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The Memphis Diary.

https://www.breitbart.com/news/memphis-police-video-leaves-many-unanswered-questions/

Oh, look.  They lowered standards/qualifications–everyone is equal–until they beat someone to death.  The Pentagon has also lowered standards, but still can’t fill openings.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/28/memphis-cops-in-tyre-nichols-murder-hired-after-pd-relaxed-job-standards/

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Vote Democrat again.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/01/28/yikes-gdp-showing-ominous-warning-sign-not-seen-since-the-great-depression-n695184

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America’s institutions have no souls.  Their only belief is if it feels good do it.

https://redstate.com/alexparker/2023/01/26/harvard-medical-schools-transgender-care-course-affirms-fans-of-bdsm-kink-and-infidelity-n694500

Eliminate all dress codes.  Use Fetterman or Zelensky as guides.

https://redstate.com/smoosieq/2023/01/27/moore-to-the-point-the-right-to-bare-arms-n694576

Rollan’s campaign is over.  Trump or DeSantis are the choices unless they are whacked.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/27/presidential-hopeful-roasted-for-slow-response-to-fainting-wife/

A & W have some fun.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2023/01/27/how-a-and-w-restaurants-had-a-little-fun-over-m-and-ms-decision-to-yank-its-spokescandies-n2618837

Take the test.  If your are mentally ill with a serious problem, you can be a Senator or HOR member.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/27/your-fave-winnie-the-pooh-character-could-reveal-your-mental-health-viral-test/

She also looks White.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/29/aryna-sabalenkas-australian-open-trophy-has-belarus-missing-from-engraving/

Protect yourself and your family.

https://www.breitbart.com/2nd-amendment/2023/01/29/sheriff-warns-would-be-intruders-we-live-in-florida-most-people-are-armed/

Thanks to Ms. V for sending this link.

Illegals refuse to leave New York City hotel for another location.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/30/migrants-refuse-to-leave-watson-hotel-for-brooklyn-cruise-terminal/

It’s a good decision.

https://thefederalist.com/2023/01/27/a-star-nfl-player-choosing-to-drive-a-kia-is-not-as-silly-as-it-seems/

Conservative Only MEMES

CNN Headline: The Blackface of White Supremacy

UNIMAGINABLE HATE…

I feel like this bird looks!  Mad as Hell!

UNIMAGINABLE HATE…That is the only way I can phrase the amount of hate that I feel for the windmill freaks of the world. You people who kill our birds and now our fish because you are money-hungry, greedy bastards. I use the word bastards as a generalization because I reserve the “F” word for people that I hate less than windmill freaks.
-Sheila Tolley-

Take a look at this picture. It is the migration path of thousands of birds. They paved their path in the sky many years ago.

This would be my Dream-Come-True:

That Walmart would build a new facility in the drive way of every money-hungry, greedy windmill freak. I am just curious to know if it would interfere with their standard migration path to the airport to board their private jets.

HI HO SILVER — PHENOMENAL

Too Hot To Handle…

History continually asks…Who was the best dancer, Fred or Ginger? In my opinion, while judging performance and synchronization, it is a tie.

BUT…Ginger was required to dance backwards while wearing heels…She wins!
-Sheila Tolley-