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Groovie Goolies Monster Mash Video

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

I generally avoid temptation unless
I can’t resist it.
Mae West

MAEP ALERT!

JUST IN CASE you live under a Damn Rock somewhere….

I do not want you to miss the fact that it is TIME for
the MEDICARE ANNUAL ENROLLMENT PERIOD!

If you need details, just turn your television on. I cautiously unload my guns each year as MAEP  arrives….the temptation is just too great for me to violently ventilate my television.
-Sheila Tolley-

Random Facts…Part 5

Bible Verse

Say good things to people that say bad things against you. Pray for people who give you pain.

ON MY SOAPBOX…What the hell ?

I guess I should not have drunk that 5 ounces of wine before I started writing this edition of On My Soapbox… But you know, REALLY…What the Hell?

I do not always watch the news. When I do, I am frequently stunned by the facts.

Today the latest updates were all about the New York City mayor race. I have never been to New York City and never want to go to New York City. I will never voluntarily go to New York City. If you ever see me there…please call Ex- Governor Andrew Cuomo and have him recommend a  nursing home for me. As you remember he had his elderly China Flu (Covid) patients on the Express Lane to the hereafter. Into the door (alive)  and out to the refrigerated semi-truck trailer, BING-BANG-BOOM  (dead).

Let’s get back to the New York City mayor race. Bear with me, I am trying to get us on the same page.

New York City has a population of 8.4 million people. Not the state of New York.  New York City HAS 8.4 MILLION PEOPLE.

The state of Wyoming has a population of 584,000 people.

That means in order to fill New York City to its current population level…we would need to move every person from Wyoming FOURTEEN times.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?

Think about it. Out of  8.4 MILLION PEOPLE or the entire population of Wyoming multiplied by 14……THIS IS THE BEST THEY COULD FIND:

A COMMUNIST…Mamdani with no previous job history or resume.
An Elder Abuser…Cuomo…who has already been defeated by Mamdani in the primary election and resigned as Governor of New York in August 2021 due to multiple sexual harassment allegations.
Sliwa…I have never heard his name before. He would get my vote.

Good night now…

Please Jesus… When I die, don’t send me to New York City. I am not as tough as Hank Williams Jr.

 

 

MEMES

My, my…Look at those RUDE Communists, AOC & Mamdini. They were too rude to help old Communist Bernie Sanders raise his old arm and participate in their Hitler salute.
-Sheila Tolley-


When you give up self reliance.
-Sheila Tolley-
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Perhaps you all will get lucky. By the time your sextuplets are born, maybe Chuckie Schumer’s 
Schumer Schutdown* will be over.
(* Thanks to Bill Bowser for that witty play on words)
-Sheila Tolley-

 


You silly man…You do BOTH. Even if it requires a second job.
-Sheila Tolley-
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Speaking of the Lefties fascination with Adolph…..
-Sheila Tolley-
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DAMN RIGHT…THAT IS WHAT I VOTED FOR!
-Sheila Tolley-

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Patience is a virtue, so is knowing when to
microwave instead of bake.
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