Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Life is hard.
After all, it kills you.
Katharine Hepburn

A little humor to brighten your day…Part 3

Good Stuff

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

I’m not a has-been. I’m a will-be.

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that’s not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

It’s been said that hypocrites are people who complain about all the sex, offensive language, and violence…..on their VCR’s.

God grant me patience….and I want it right now.

 

THE SPHINX—LEAVE IT TO TAYLOR

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Late News

Why not ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2025/10/16/trump-authorized-cia-action-in-venezuela-n2665039

Abigail.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2025/10/16/abigail-spanberger-russia-russia-russia-n2665052

Chuckie.

https://hotair.com/david-strom/2025/10/15/chuck-schumer-calls-for-violent-insurrection-n3807861

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BOLTON

https://redstate.com/smoosieq/2025/10/16/breaking-maryland-grand-jury-indicts-john-bolton-n2195145

HAMAS

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2025/10/16/trump-just-threatened-to-kill-hamas-n2665072

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RECALL OF GROUND CINNAMON.

https://nypost.com/2025/10/15/business/fda-recalls-16-cinnamon-brands-with-elevated-lead-levels-heres-what-to-know/

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Thankfully, no one was injured.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2025/10/15/new-footage-shows-arsonist-torching-gov-josh-shapiros-home-n2664939

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The Prick-er wants to run on the same ‘prosecute the opposition’ that Big Tish used against The Donald.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/10/14/illinois-gov-j-b-pritzker-suggests-democrats-may-try-to-prosecute-ice-agents-dhs-officials/

Trump should pardon every employee.

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Protest at the judge’s home.   Elect new board members.   Does the DOJ need a bond ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/10/14/judge-orders-parents-to-pay-125k-bond-to-continue-title-ix-case-loudoun-county-n2664920

Airports in Blue States.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/10/14/ag-bondi-announces-shutdown-of-anti-ice-social-media-page-but-how-many-more-are-there-n2195047

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Chris has always been a slimy POS.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2025/10/13/lo-and-behold-cbss-margarent-brennan-just-nails-christ-murphy-on-schumer-shutdown-n2195003

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The press should get access when they tell the truth.

https://redstate.com/streiff/2025/10/14/pete-hegseth-gives-the-best-answer-ever-to-pentagon-media-that-have-balked-at-new-rules-of-conduct-n2195043

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POLITICS

These cry babies are like today’s 17 year old criminals.    They just need some direction.

https://nypost.com/2025/10/14/media/bari-weiss-faces-mass-confusion-at-cbs-news-as-producers-union-reps-tussle-over-memo-report/

 

Captors were not who you thought.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2025/10/14/this-israeli-hostage-says-his-captors-werent-who-you-think-n2664938

Good shot.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/10/14/president-trump-authorized-another-strike-on-venezuelan-narco-terrorist-boat-n2664934

Funny.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/10/15/wait-an-naacp-lawyer-did-not-just-say-that-about-the-voting-rights-act-n2664993

A high school student wants money to play football.

https://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/46602078/lawsuit-seeks-allow-top-high-school-wr-profit-nil

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The Family Editor:   What is your title about, LL ?

The Leave It To Taylor Cat:   Taylor Swift wants to have a family.    Her biological clock is TikToking.  She did not want to end up—-dead in a motel parking lot.

https://app-oculus.pluto.tv/us/on-demand/series/6126c300ddc8e90013a6d24d/season/9/episode/63d9a30051f5d000083825ef

Taylor Swift has the Lefties ticked off.   Maybe she discovered that life is more than touring and partying.

https://redstate.com/brandon_morse/2025/10/07/leftist-taylor-swift-fans-furious-over-new-album-claim-it-promotes-white-supremacy-and-trad-wives-n2194804

She said she could handle vacuuming wearing pearls and 6 inch heels.

Travis is looking forward to our wedding.

https://theonion.com/travis-kelce-gets-cold-feet-after-listening-to-new-taylor-swift-album/

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Call your Democrat or Bud Light buddies.

https://theonion.com/netflix-now-requiring-all-subscribers-to-recruit-5-new-customers/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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Brandon refuses to go to his mailbox without taxpayer paid security.

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-mayor-hoping-their-ice-free-zones-work-better-than-their-gun-free-zones

https://www.newsmax.com/

Bible Verse

 God’s Son, Jesus, paid the price for our sins and made us free. Yes, God has forgiven us.