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Archive | July 2021
The Sydney Fire Commander’s answer is Priceless!
In Australia , a 4-flat housing trust property was destroyed by a fire. A Maori family of 9, all welfare recipients and gang members, lived on the right first floor flat. They died.
An Islamic group of seven welfare cheats, all illegally in the country from Pakistan , lived on the right ground floor flat. They, too, all perished.
Five Aboriginals, all ex-cons lived on the left ground floor. They also died.
A white couple lived on the left first floor flat. The couple survived the fire.
Various multicultural agencies were furious!! They flew into Sydney and met with the fire commander.
On camera, they loudly demanded to know why 21 Maoris, Muslims and Aboriginals all died in the fire and why only the white couple lived?
The Fire Commander said,
“They were at work.”
THE SPHINX—POLITICS
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Our leaders are just plain goofy, and want to destroy America.
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Minnesota and the dems grow murderers like some people grow roses.
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Olympic results.
https://www.nbcnews.com/olympics
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The FBI has been a rotten, creepy, bunch of degenerates for years. They were probably too busy falsifying Trump’s file to work on a pedophile involving hundreds of young girls. You scummy Democrats will cover up anything or lie about anything. Nancy investigate your FBI—you skank.
HERE IS AN OPINION FROM AN ANONYMOUS READER–LIKE YOUR TRUMP ANONYMOUS WITNESS. This reader says she hopes you die a natural death, with an inoperable disease of which Morphine, Fentanyl, Oxycontin, and Heroin can’t relieve the pain. She hopes you beg the doctors to turn off your tubes and machines. After a welcome death your miserable infected, puss-filled-body with runny sores will have to be cremated to prevent the spread. Unfortunately your whole family has the incurable affliction, and your mansions and vineyard have to be burned to the ground.
You will look like Sheev Palpatine or Snoke when the Demons come for you.
https://www.vulture.com/article/hottest-star-wars-villains-ranked.html
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Ben & Jerry’s is owned by Unilever. It looks like they screwed up. Boycotts can work.
Get those kids ready for union teacher or judge assigned transgender hormone shots.
You can’t get this from Facebook. The NYT still sux.
https://babylonbee.com/news/church-nursery-workers-to-be-awarded-heaven-fastpass
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/25/us/facebook-church.html
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The Scum Editor: What is new in politics, LL ?
The Muckraker Cat: Here are two links about Nancy.
https://nypost.com/2021/07/25/nancy-pelosis-on-her-last-legs-devine/
One citizen wants to stop Cuomos’ latest boondoggle.
https://nypost.com/2021/07/18/andrew-cuomos-penn-station-rescue-is-a-monstrous-boondoggle/
Birds of a feather flock together, but we already knew that.
BLM was and is another boondoggle.
https://redstate.com/wag/2020/06/12/whose-lives-matter-n241537
https://tolleystopics.com/2021/07/29/a-mothers-anguish/
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This is a treat for our Golden Age of Hollywood loyal readers.
https://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/film-tv/a20666/feud-bette-davis-joan-crawford-timeline/
As it turned out everybody did love Lucy. I liked the advice she overheard Joan Crawford telling women friends. Don’t get on the floor to have sex with the movie’s producer–it is cold–use the couch.
https://nypost.com/2021/05/21/lucille-balls-scandalous-past-of-nude-photos-casting-couches/
https://www.songmeaningsandfacts.com/meaning-of-bette-davis-eyes-by-kim-carnes/
Bible Verse of the Day
When America does something, they do it BIG!!!
FOR SALE:
I’m selling my white privilege card. It’s over 70 years old but is in mint condition. It has never been used, not even one time.
My reason for selling is that it hasn’t done a damn thing for me! No free college, no free food, no free housing, no free anything.
I actually had to work in my life, as well as, pay a boatload of taxes to carry those who chose not to work!
If you are interested, I prefer cash but would be willing to do an even trade for a Race Card which seems much more widely accepted and comes with countless benefits if you fit the profile!
Interested? Contact me on my Non-Obama/Biden cell phone that I pay for every month…
Serious buyers only!
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THE SPHINX—MORE CALIFORNIA
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Olympic News.
https://www.nbcnews.com/olympics
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It’s going to get colder than a democrat’s heart.
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The dems now are dividing us over vaccines,
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Another reason why California is so screwed-up. These cans will be gone in one day, probably to politicians homes. This is paid for by U.S. taxpayer money Biden borrowed to give to the bankrupt state. This is a repeat.
https://www.audacy.com/kcbsradio/news/local/gucci-garbage-san-francisco-approves-usd20k-trash-cans
Electric is ready for many vehicles. Consider retiring ???
Nancy needs one for her $20,000 ice cream freezer.
California needs a cleansing.
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/07/23/prisoners-birth-control-transgender-men/
https://redstate.com/wag/2020/04/19/make-america-sane-again-n134812
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Water is stolen, and sold.
https://www.cnn.com/2021/07/22/us/california-water-thieves-drought/index.html
Almost Women make an Olympic breakthrough. The East German women from the 1970’s want to make a comeback.
A California Judge orders Katie Hill to pay more legal fees or be in her chambers after court.
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The West Of The Continental Divide Editor: Where do you keep finding the Californication news, LL ?
They Fall From The Sky Cat: The topics just fall from the sky, like fire embers.
https://nypost.com/2021/07/14/photos-wildfires-rage-across-western-u-s/
If the fires aren’t bad enough, the drought is getting worse.
https://weather.com/photos/news/2021-06-15-lake-mead-before-and-after-photos
Maybe the Liberal Democrat Governors of the Western states will stop encouraging more illegal immigrants. Maybe they will slow down the GLBTQIOU train and figure out how to manage forests and get water. They should have piped in water from the Columbia & Mississippi rivers to Lake Mead, starting in the 1970’s. The whole area will look like this in another year.
https://mashable.com/feature/niagara-falls-runs-dry
People who divine water aren’t cult members. I have seen it my catself.
https://dnyuz.com/2021/07/21/meet-the-water-witches-of-california/
Almost all the Western lakes are below average.
http://mead.uslakes.info/level.asp
There is no justice in California. The serial killers live for 40 years after conviction.
https://nypost.com/2021/07/24/dating-game-killer-rodney-alcala-dead-at-77/
That Mean Old Mister Gravity
I need help with this conundrum…
Politoons
