Archive | July 21, 2021



Fauci is probably involved.   Another monopoly purchase.  Biden should stop this.


Your food raised in America and processed in China might get free radiation treatment.   Free Japan  “Bon-sai” to Pigleosi.


Here is the truth about who is not getting vaccinated.


Everyone working with democrats has this medical problem.

Malaysia is on the ball.


Biden’s State Department said it would give Iran the journalist in question if they would take Tucker Carlson in the deal.

The Bee Podcast.


Breyer tells dems to leave his SCOTUS alone.

Free Britney.


The Hollywood Editor:  Can Britney find justice, LL ?

Justice For Britney Cat:  This whole deal smells like a scheme to let half the English speaking people in California get even richer from Britney’s money.

This fox is singing Free Britney make California fun again.

Even Congressman Matt Gaetz is marching for Britney.  I wouldn’t be surprised if Britney isn’t proud to be an American.  Michelle Obama, even today, hates America more than she likes her three mansions.  The first thing to do is have an audit of everything these thieves have been stealing.

Free Britney–Free Cuba.

More trial news.  I wouldn’t trust the FBI to cash a twenty dollar bill.

The army has many officers that can work for the FBI, if 21 were punished for 1 murder investigation.

Jussie wants justice, after 30 months.

One More Reason To Shop At Cosco

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Yesterday I was at Costco, buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Owen, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant?

So because I’m retired and have little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again.

I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last time, that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV’s in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete, (certified), so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I had stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me.

Well, I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

Costco won’t let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.

Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends… it will be their laugh for the day.


I love word play….I am a chronic lexophiliac!

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Lexophile describes those that have a love for words, such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish,” or “To write with a broken pencil is pointless” An annual competition is held by the New York Times to see who can create the best original lexophile.


This year’s winning submission is posted at the very end.


No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.


If you don’t pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.


I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.


I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.


Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?


When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.


When chemists die, they barium.


I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.


I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.


England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .


Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.


This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I’d swear I’ve never met herbivore .


I know a guy who’s addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.


A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months .


When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.


I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.


A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail .


A will is a dead giveaway.


With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.


Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.


Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He’s all right now.


A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s just two tired.


The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.


He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.


When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.


Acupuncture is a jab well done. That’s the point of it.


Those who get too big for their britches will be totally exposed in the end.