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https://news.grabien.com/story-grabiens-25-funniest-news-clips-2019

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-bigben/newly-face-lifted-big-ben-will-ring-in-london-new-year-idUSKBN1YX003

This is why we must not let up on the Demodogs.  Obama would probably want the chambers facing Mecca.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/biden-obama-supreme-court-nominee

https://www.breitbart.com/

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/it-s-not-going-away-vets-still-seeing-cases-dog-n1107791

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The Editor:  Are you ready for the New Year, LL ?

New Decade Cat:  I sure am.  Maybe the Brits will finally Brexit, and around July the Demodungbeetles will start a second impeachment.  Sometimes I think the MSM starts the lies to improve ratings.

It sure will be an interesting year with the Demotrashy creeps picking their champion.

We hope everyone has a good year.  Here are some facts about the New Year.

https://www.history.com/news/the-history-of-new-years-resolutions

https://www.almanac.com/content/new-years-traditions-around-world

Auld Lang Syne is popular in many places.

https://www.rd.com/culture/what-does-auld-lang-syne-mean/

A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.

Student: “Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?”

Professor: “Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn’t be a professor, would I?”

Student: “OK. So I’d like to ask you a question. If you can give me
the correct answer, I will accept my marks as they are. If you
can’t give me the correct answer, however, you’ll have to give me an “A”.

Professor: “Hmmmm, alright. So what’s the question?”

Student: “What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and
neither logical nor legal?

The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can’t crack the answer.
Finally he gives up and changes the student’s failing mark
into an “A” as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.

The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all
afternoon, but still can’t get the answer. So finally he calls in
a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really
tough question to answer: “What is legal but not logical,
logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?

To the professor’s surprise (and embarrassment), all the students
immediately raise their hands.

“All right” says the professor and asks his favorite student to answer
“It’s quite easy, sir” says the student “You see, you are 75 years old
and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not
logical.

Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal.
And your wife’s lover failed his exam but you’ve just given him
an “A”, which is neither legal, nor logical.”

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After a long day I stopped at a local watering hole and had a few libations. I was thinking about the events of the day and decided that I’m going to try to be more understanding, tolerant and exhibit more empathy and compassion for my fellow human beings.

While sitting there a young woman came into the bar.  She was crying and obviously distraught. I asked her if she was alright and if there was anything I could do for her.

She calmed down a little and while fighting back tears she told me that her cat died and that she wished she could have another one just like it.

 

So I asked her . . . “Why  would you want another dead cat?”

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https://hotair.com/archives/ed-morrissey/2019/12/26/hot-airs-top-50-countdown-2019-41-50/

https://news.yahoo.com/un-backs-russia-internet-convention-alarming-rights-advocates-011310327.html

https://www.redstate.com/

You can bet the mortgage on this—the Tigers will win the college championship.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/28385409/lsu-tigers-clemson-tigers-national-championship-game-preview

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The Editor:  Are you about finished with 2019, LL ?

New Decade Cat:  I sure am.  Maybe we are closing with progress, real estate, and mysteries solved.  My first link is about progress, Americans have to act like Kongers, ( our people of the year ).

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/12/25/parents-walk-out-of-public-meeting-in-protest-over-transgender-bathroom-policy/

Dana and Aaron bought some property in La La Land.

https://pagesix.com/2019/12/26/aaron-rodgers-and-danica-patrick-buy-28m-malibu-estate/?_ga=2.254613453.437412106.1577371549-1440428032.1575571810

A new purchase was made at Martha’s Vineyard.

https://pagesix.com/2019/12/26/deadwood-creator-david-milch-sells-marthas-vineyard-compound-for-7m/?_ga=2.242612423.437412106.1577371549-1440428032.1575571810

Normally, this wouldn’t be cause for concern, but the local zoning commission is rumored to have inquired about someone to manage the island and the population.  They don’t want it to become a tourist disaster.

https://www.britannica.com/place/Marthas-Vineyard

TE:  Who are they hiring, NDC ?

Rumors from the Peach State is that a noted Congressman might retire and take the job at MV’s.   Stacey Abrams might resign as governor and run for Hank’s old job.

Trump thanks that ole rascal Harry Reid.

https://nypost.com/2019/12/26/thanks-for-the-judges-harry-reid-and-other-commentary/

Shaq O’Neal, a retired NBA star, solves the mystery about Stevie Wonder being blind.

https://decider.com/2019/12/13/shaquille-oneal-stevie-wonder-not-blind/?_ga=2.208091351.437412106.1577371549-1440428032.1575571810

That isn’t news to our loyal readers, he is a Captain for Carnival Cruise Line.  There is no mystery or suspicion here.

From: Hank Ashmore
The Deplorable Infidel

VIRGINIA INCREASING CORRECTIONS BUDGET ANTICIPATING JAILING GUN-OWNERS

Virginia’s Governor Ralph Northam and the Legislature’s Democrat majority are anticipating resistance to the gun control measures they are planning, including a ban on “assault weapons” and certain magazines. The legislative majorities and enthusiasm for gun-grabbing are a result of the northern D.C. suburbs’ population growth and are being resisted by the non-urban parts of the state, leading to a proliferation of gun sanctuary counties. Now the Second Amendment-haters seem to be anticipating push coming to shove. The NRA’s Institute for Legal Action writes in the Daily Caller: As if Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam’s wholesale attack on law-abiding gun owners wasn’t enough, the disgraced public official and his Michael Bloomberg- bought allies in the General Assembly now want the state’s hard-working taxpayers to foot the bill for their unconstitutional schemes. The budget bill (HB30) includes an appropriation of a quarter million dollars to carry out a host of gun control measures that Northam and his anti-gun allies hope to enact. The $250,000 is appropriated to the Corrections Special Reserve Fund in order to provide for the “increase in the operating cost of adult correctional facilities resulting from the enactment” of Northam’s gun control measures. Among the enumerated laws that this allocation is meant to fund is a ban on commonly-owned semi-automatic firearms, the criminalization of private firearms transfers, and gun confiscation orders issued without due process.

They are planning to throw those resisting their assault on constitutional rights in jail! They’re going to need a lot more than a quarter-million bucks.

Thomas Lifson

WAKE UP AMERICA BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

“If our country is to survive and prosper, we must summon the courage to condemn and reject the liberal agenda, and we had better do it soon.”
-Walter Williams-

AN OPINION FROM THE DEPLORABLE INFIDEL

After this quote from Quid Pro Joe and a look at Hunter Biden, need I say more?

“You know you’re a success when you look at your kids and realize they turned out better than you.”

A SIMPLE TRUTH FOR TODAY

“You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.”

Yogi Berra
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https://townhall.com/columnists/robertwasinger/2019/12/26/pelosis-impeachment-farce-is-an-attempt-to-distract-from-the-deep-state-conspiracy-n2558478

https://www.redstate.com/elizabeth-vaughn/2019/12/26/digenova-calls-mike-rogers-cooperation-durham-team-biggest-single-development-heres/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2019/12/27/of-course-now-democrats-are-calling-on-durham-to-resign-n2558523

RIP I Man.

https://pagesix.com/2019/12/27/longtime-radio-host-don-imus-dead-at-79/

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Editor:  Did you see the article about nuclear bombs, LL ?

https://www.businessinsider.com/how-nuclear-attack-would-destroy-us-cities-2019-12#wellersteins-nukemap-tool-lets-you-detonate-a-hypothetical-nuclear-bomb-over-any-major-city-in-the-world-1

Watch This Cat:  I sure did.  Here is a clip from an old movie about nuclear war.  We use to have a clip on how to make your own nuclear bomb at home but the internet protectors censored it.  A few funny sections remain.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/mgb543/an-obviously-fake-guide-to-building-an-h-bomb-was-used-to-legitimize-torture

TE:  Wouldn’t it be terrible if any of the cities mentioned were destroyed, WTC ?

Too Bad Cat:  It would be too bad, that’s for sure.  If I was playing the Devil’s Advocate I might call it urban renewal.  You might swap Houston for Seattle and Portland.  The New Yorker’s might become more polite and sociable.

https://nypost.com/2019/12/24/f-k-off-new-yorkers-react-to-being-named-rudest-city-in-america/

Here are some facts about the modern bombs.

https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/a23306/nuclear-bombs-powerful-today/

TE:  Is America worried about nuclear bombs, TBC ?

Open Borders Cat:  No, you could bring in ten ( 10 ) a day on the Southern Border and go unnoticed.  America’s Government isn’t worried about Nuclear Bombs or terrorist.

Back in the ” olden days ”  America was losing more Nuclear Bombs through accidents than Battle Creek, Michigan was making corn flakes.  Amigo recovered one from the ocean near Savannah, Georgia, USA and refurbished it.  We keep it on Cumberland to deter American invasion.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/long-missing-h-bomb-a-risk/

Speaking of bombs, Hunter is a Hollywood guy.  His girlfriend dropped another bomb.

https://nypost.com/2019/12/24/hunter-biden-owns-massive-home-in-swanky-hollywood-hills-court-docs-reveal/