The Democrat Party explained in one photo…

Being more sensitive…

After a long day I stopped at a local watering hole and had a few libations. I was thinking about the events of the day and decided that I’m going to try to be more understanding, tolerant and exhibit more empathy and compassion for my fellow human beings.


While sitting there a young woman came into the bar.  She was crying and obviously distraught.
I asked her if she was alright and if there was anything I could do for her.


She calmed down a little and while fighting back tears she told me t
hat her cat died and that she wished she could have another one just like it.

Image result for funny pics of cats playing dead
 
So I asked her . . . “Why  would you want another dead cat?”
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WHAT AISLE IS THE POLISH SAUSAGE IN?

Image result for cartoon of polish sausage

 
 
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream ‘prejudice’ these
days…………….
 
A customer asked, “In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?”
 
The clerk asks, “Are you Polish?”
 
The guy, clearly offended, says, “Yes I am. But let me ask you
something.
 
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
 
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?
 
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
 
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
 
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?”
 
The clerk says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”
 
The guy says, “Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did
you ask me if I’m Polish?”
 
The clerk replied, “Because you’re in Ace Hardware.”
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GOOD ONES……..

Haha
Why I stand with him. We need change in America. And he's been doing it. #maga
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WHEN YOUR EGO IS SO COMPLETELY INSATIABLE FOR POWER AND GLORY YOU WILL DO ANYTHING TO TRY TO APPEASE THE AGONY
He is not a racist.
yeah baby he my president & very proud of him he doing amazing job.
.....and your doing an excellent job!!!
try imbecile .......
YES !!!! Not like KILLARY with Benghazi !!
           
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We've had enough of her, Mr. Clinton. Now it's your turn.

MY PIE CHART

 

Good Ones……



Please Wipe Your Feet…..

Abbott & Costello would love this one! (Johnny Carson as Ronald Reagan.)

Too Bad You Back-Slid, Napp….

“Well, well….Napp Nazworth has back-slid. You take your thirty pieces of silver and run along now Napp…. I am sure there is still at least one vacancy left in Hell for you!”

-Sheila Tolley-

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Another Christian Publication Editor Decides to Quit Rather Than Stop Writing Anti-Trump Zingers for a Living

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Enjoy! I Love The Last One….