Archive | December 2, 2019

Viva La Difference…..

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This needs no explanation – and is a fun read, no matter your gender.

Men Are Just Happier People!

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress – $5,000. Tux rental – $100. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Two pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes – one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache… You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!

NICKNAMES

· If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
· If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman.

EATING OUT

· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, outcome the pocket calculators.

MONEY

· A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
· A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.

BATHROOMS

· A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
· The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337 A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

· A woman has the last word in any argument.
· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
· A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MARRIAGE

· A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t .
· A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

· A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
· A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

· Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
· Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

· Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
· A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!

So, send this to the women who have a sense of humor …. and to the men who will enjoy reading.

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That is the phone number of Georgia Governor Brian Kemp.

If you have not accidentally dropped into Tolley’s Topics for the first time, I know you are a Republican. The Governor of Georgia is about to make a really stupid Anti-Trump decision. I hope you will open and read the following link then call and express your opinion to the governor before he makes his final decision.

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https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/11/29/report-georgia-gov-brian-kemp-to-defy-trump-appoint-establishment-backed-kelly-loeffler-to-senate/

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THE SPHINX—-FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH

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https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-booker/with-time-running-out-democrat-booker-to-make-all-out-push-for-debate-stage-idUSKBN1Y0221

https://www.redstate.com/elizabeth-vaughn/2019/11/29/justice-clarence-thomas-forget-bigot-pick-truck-biggest-impediment-career-modern-day-liberals/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2019/11/30/justice-clarence-thomas-hurls-his-gavel-at-liberals-compares-them-to-the-klan-n2557261

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Editor:  Is your title significant, LL ?

Buffalo Springfield Cat:  It is, maybe our older readers can figure it out.  In the meantime here are some news items, for what they are worth.

https://townhall.com/columnists/toddstarnes/2019/11/29/family-research-council-calls-for-boycott-of-chickfila-n2557152

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/11/27/chick-fil-a-donates-to-extremist-southern-poverty-law-center/

Maybe the Demoskanks will drive millions to vote Republican.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2019/11/28/did-virginia-democrats-awaken-a-sleeping-giant-with-their-antigun-agenda-n2557219

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2019/11/28/why-democrats-are-about-to-lose-millions-of-supporters-come-2020-n2557216

People just  don’t pay attention to weather bulletins.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-weather/winter-storm-strands-1000-near-grand-canyon-delays-thanksgiving-travelers-idUSKBN1Y31QS

Mitt Romney and it appears Brian Kemp ( the guy sitting in for Stacy Abram as Georgia’s governor ) are no friends of America First.

https://townhall.com/columnists/derekhunter/2019/12/01/mitt-romney-the-national-dad-no-one-asked-for-n2557276

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/washington-secrets/conservatives-warn-of-setback-if-wnba-owner-put-in-georgia-senate-seat

Thanks again to our heroes.  We don’t need to send our troops to Mexico, THE WALL will do.

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Mercury Crosses a Quiet Sun
Video Credit: NASA, SDO, NASA’s Science Visualization Studio; Music: Gustav Sting (Kevin MacLeod) via YouTube

Explanation: What’s that black dot crossing the Sun? The planet Mercury. Mercury usually passes over or under the Sun, as seen from Earth, but last month the Solar System’s innermost planet appeared to go just about straight across the middle. Although witnessed by planet admirers across the globe, a particularly clear view was captured by the Solar Dynamics Observatory (SDO) in Earth orbit. The featured video was captured by the SDO’s HMI instrument in a broad range of visible light, and compresses the 5 1/2 hour transit into about 13 seconds. The background Sun was unusually quiet — even for being near Solar Minimum — and showed no sunspots. The next solar transit by Mercury will occur in 2032.

Tomorrow’s picture: the future of our Sun