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THE SECRET SERVICE

PATRIOT POST MEMES

No Place For Woke DEI Here

MEMES

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Well look at that! Hillary at her last campaign speech of 2016 with her Nazi Salute. She did not close with a “mic drop” moment for fear of the small crowd seeing  her little Hitler mustache.
-Sheila Tolley-

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I absolutely believe that all you Dems are frogs, except that one who identifies as a turtle. Now get back to the swamp where you all belong and continue eating bugs and flies like a good frog.
-Sheila Tolley-

Its Own Post

I cannot quit laughing at this meme. If they had removed the name, I would have still recognized IT immediately. If they ever create a WOKE DEI SESAME STREET SERIES, IT will be hired immediately. IT will need to clean up its filthy vocabulary and foul attitude before being hired.
-Sheila Tolley-

PATRIOT POST MEMES

 

Ex Wife

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Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon,
he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt..
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His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After along period of silence she finally speaks.
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Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that we are married I think it’s time you quit hunting, shooting,  fishing and flying.
Maybe you should sell your guns, boat & airplane.
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Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
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She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
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”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
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“Ex wife!”, she screams, “I didn’t know you were married before!”
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”I wasn’t “
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PATRIOT POST MEMES

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For sure Tampon Tim, I remember on your VP campaign trail you could almost pick your foot up off the floor. Seems like you almost Hokied but could not quite Pokey or turn yourself around. Try a few leg lifts and squats!
-Sheila Tolley-

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These Democrats are just too much fun. 29% approval rating…LOL. In other words, if you went into The Dollar Store, you could buy 3 Democrats for a dollar and get thirteen cents back in change.
-Sheila Tolley-

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I can’t wait…Old Joe is going to ride in on a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
-Sheila Tolley-

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You had better be nice, Tampon Tim…Cackling Kamala may refuse your offer to be your VP.
-Sheila Tolley-

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No Sir, no other network roots for criminals more than CNN.
Criminal News Network.
-Sheila Tolley-

 

IF ONLY…

It sure would be a wonderful world if people had compassion like some animals.
-Sheila Tolley-

IF THE SHOE FITS……..

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The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door.    She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, “I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed your ‘What Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker, the ‘Choose Life’ license plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday-School’ bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally .

I assumed you had stolen the car.”